The Greatest Thing on Earth

The Highest Heaven

Marriage Love is the Greatest Thing that can happen to any Human. There's no Halfway House between Intimacy and Loneliness! Plants and Animals don't get married, neither do they graduate from School nor start up Businesses, maybe Hunting Packs but their Lives are all about Survival: mate anyhow (though Crested Cranes and Geese can be very faithful), sleep, fight, drink, give Birth, hunt, kill and eat or die. Humans are better than that and have to get married or else the Children they conceive will be considered Bastards. Worst of all, having Sex before or outside Marriage (which happens in the Real World: Prostitution, Homosexuality, Bestiality, Rape, Masturbation and Fornication or Adultery) is a Sin punishable by GOD with Curses or Hell after Earth. That is why Marriage is called Holy Matrimony! Exodus 22:16-17 says: "If a Man seduces a Virgin who is not betrothed and lies with her, he shall give the Marriage Present for her, and make her his Wife. If her Father utterly refuses to give her to him, he shall pay Money equivalent to the Marriage Present for Virgins." According to Deuteronomy 22:29, Virgins, Rape Victims and promiscuous Women are all worth a Price: "If a Man meets a Virgin who is not betrothed, and seizes her and lies with her, and they are found, then the Man who lay with her shall give to the Father of the young Woman 50 Shekels of Silver [Conversion Rate was 14 US Dollars in 2017, that was  about 50,000 Ugandan Shillings which could buy you at least one Goat], and she shall be his Wife, because he has violated her; he may not put her away all his Days." (A Shekel in Ancient Israel may have referred to a Weight of Barley, about 180 Grains or 11 Grams). In no Way is Brideprice an Insult to the Recipient but must be a fittingly honourable Love-Gift. According to a Kamba (Kenya) Proverb, "Any Goat can serve as Bridewealth unless it has a Defect..." For the Chinese, the Rich have to give or the whole Family of the Bride can take forcefully. Instead of legalising Prostitution, MPs and other lawmakers should encourage Marriage: One Wife, one Husband (living in Peace, Hope and Love)! Nobody is perfect unless you just choose to accept a certain Level of Qualities. According to American Judge Lauren Lake (Paternity Court [Reality TV show]), sex is not better with many partners.

Antonella and Messi

Biblically, in Genesis 24:22, Abraham's Servant took a gold Ring weighing a half Shekel for Rebekah's Nose and two Bracelets weighing ten gold Shekels for her Arms; she was the Wife he found for Isaac (Abraham's son). Genesis 24:53 says: "And the Servant brought forth Jewelry of silver and of gold, and raiment, and gave them to Rebekah; he also gave to her Brother and to her Mother costly Ornaments." Joseph was given a Wife by the Pharaoh while he was asked to help the Nation of Egypt navigate the expected seven Years of plenty and another seven of Famine (Genesis 41:45-46). Moses was given Zipporah as a Reward for helping Jethro's Daughters shepherd their Father's Flock (Exodus 2:21). Othniel became Caleb's Son-in-Law when he succeeded in capturing Kiriath Sepher after Caleb had pledged to give his Daughter to whoever dared to complete the Task (Joshua 15:16-17 and Judges 1:12-13). In Judges 14 and 15 before meeting the Harlot Delilah in Chapter 16, Samson made a Feast while trying to marry one of the pleasant Daughters of the Philistines at Timnah. People brought 30 Companions to be with him; he put a Riddle to them and promised 30 linen Garments plus 30 festal Garments if they could answer him in seven Days. On the fourth Day, they told Samson's Wife to entice her Husband and get them the answer or else they would burn her Father's House. She wept before him until he told her the Answer which she told her Countrymates. Samson killed 30 Men in Ash'kelon, took their Spoil and gave the festal Garments to those who told the Riddle. In hot Anger, he went back to his Father's House, then to visit his Wife but his Wife had been given to his Best Man. He "burned up the Shocks and standing Grain, as well as the Olive Orchards" of the Philistines using 300 Foxes tied at the Tail in pairs with a Torch in between which he set fire to. The Philistines in turn burned his Wife and her Father with fire. Samson "smote them Hip and Thigh with great Slaughter" and again slew a thousand Men in Lehi with the Jawbone of an Ass, by the Power of the Spirit of the LORD. Saul was jealous of David's Success and wanted to put him in Trouble with the Philistines so he offered David his elder Daughter Merab for a Wife, but David felt he was too poor to be the King's Son-in-Law. Merab was given as a Wife to Adriel instead. Meanwhile, Saul's other Daughter loved David but the King desired no Marriage Present except a hundred Foreskins of the Philistines - as a Snare (1 Samuel 18:25). David got the Foreskins unharmed after killing Philistines.

JESUS TV: Mary of Magdala represents the Church, the Bride of JESUS...

According to the Gospel of Philip, JESUS loved Mary of Magdala more than HIS students, “HE kissed her often on the face, more than all the other students… The existence of the World depends on Marriage. Think of sex, it possesses deep powers; the image of it is filthy. Among the forms of unclean spirits are male and female ones. Males have sex with souls who inhabit a female shape and females mingle promiscuously with souls in a male form. No one escapes these spirits; they seize you unless you take on the power of male or female, of groom and bride. This power resides in the mirrored bridal chamber. When wanton women see a man sitting alone, the man is overcome; they fondle him and pollute him. When wanton men see a beautiful woman sitting alone, they overcome her and she is violated and polluted. But when spirits see a man and his wife sitting together, the female spirits cannot enter the male nor the male the woman… if they have the Holy Spirit, nothing filthy will cleave to them…. If you love the flesh, it will swallow and paralyse you…”

Verse 10 of the Chapter entitled The Life of Saint Issa IV in "The Unknown Life of JESUS" says that 13 is the Age at which an Israeli was expected to marry; today it's 17 or 18. This makes a lot of Sense to me because I was horny as far back as Age 5 to 7, started jerking off at Age 13 {an evil Way, LORD forgive} and then got my first Wet Dream at 17, Toni Braxton (Parachalice Pictures)! In the whole of 2019 at Age 35 and still unmarried, I had about 24 Wet Dreams.

Love is patient, kind, humble, not easily angered, enduring the Pain, does not keep a Record of Wrongs, but sometimes Humans are not completely faultless. In fact, JESUS said in Matthew 19:8-9 that: "For your Hardness of Heart Moses allowed you to divorce your Wives, but from the Beginning it was not so. And I say to you: whoever divorces his Wife, except for Unchastity, and marries another, commits Adultery." In Malachi 2:16, the LORD, GOD of Israel says, "I HATE DIVORCE!" Divorce is like Violence or Cruelty.

Love don't cost a Thing but Marriage is not free. In UG, Males have to pay Brideprice (best called Bridewealth or Bride Token): Money, Property or other form of Wealth to the Parents of the Woman. It can happen during the Introduction (Giveaway/ Traditional Wedding) Ceremony where both Families meet to discuss for one or two Days (Aje in Lugbara, Kwanjula in Luganda, Umtsimba [Brideprice is called Magadi, Lobolo or Lobola - 11 Cows (10 for the Father, one for the Mother)] in Southern Africa among the Zulu - Ndebele - Tswana and others, 15k Dollars in Zimbabwe, Gusaba in Rwandese, Kuhingira in RunyaKitara, Niqda among Assyrians of Western Asia, Sin sod [pronounced Sin sot] in Thailand, Pin jin in Chinese) at an Engagement Ceremony some time before the Religious Wedding. From my Ugandan Point of View, I strongly believe that Marriage should be defined as the Exchange of Wealth in the Form of Cows, Goats, Money or other Items between two immediate Families (plus their Extensions) so that the Bride and Groom have legal Sex. What else is it? All Sex outside Marriage is unholy and illegitimate! Bridewealth is paid for females while Dowry is given to males. Meanwhile, a Wedding is the religious Ceremony (in a Church, Mosque or another Setting) where anyone including Friends and Strangers can attend to witness the Signing of a Faithfulness Contract before GOD. A Night before the Wedding, a Kasiki (like a Bachelor Party) can be held. Bridewealth therefore can be defined as the Price a Male pays for falling in love with a Female for Eternity. Also in UG, unless your Marriage is registered by URSB (Uganda Registration Services Bureau), then it is not officially recognised by the State. URSB collects Marriage Tax for URA (Uganda Revenue Authority). It's really amazing that mishandling Marriage Issues is what gets Humans to Hell yet Animals enjoy their Lives freely. 

Queen of the Nile

No Bridewealth, no Wife! Hexagonal Weddings involve many People from Extended Family to Friends/ Workmates to Local Council Leaders while Scientific Weddings can involve only two or three Witnesses on each Side. There are so many Marriage Songs but two that capture the Dynamics of Marriage in Africa include "Leta" by BLACK HARMONY and "Black & Yellow (Remix)" by NAIJA BOYS. Every Tribe in UG has its own Bridewealth Rates. Individual Families may also be very flexible but here are some cultural Examples, not really official (Correct me where am wrong):-

LUGBARA: Ceremony is called Aje (which translates as Purchase/ Buying or Cost Price in another Tone); A Cow is requested for every Child produced or else the Kids belong to the Woman's Father but Payment of only 2 Cows is still welcome. Complaining among the Bride's People is discouraged because it is considered very ominous. Wealth is transferred in form of Cattle from Boy's Family, so Daughters can provide the Wealth used by their Brothers. In case of Divorce, all except one (Mother Cow) must be returned to the Boy's Family. Traditionally as far back as the early 1900s, it used to be 7 Cows to represent the Woman's reproductive Ability plus Arrows or Goats. Clothes or Materials can also be bought for the Bride's Family. The same Rates might apply to the Madi too. In the Past, Lugbara Marriage used to be arranged. If some boy worked very hard in a certain man's field, then he might give him his daughter to marry. Family Representatives would meet and make Arrangements. Parents could also choose a Wife for their Sons. However in the Dotcom World, Things have changed...

BAGANDA: Bridewealth in form of Cows precedes the Introduction (Kwanjula); Token Marriage Gift to the Parents of the Bride, Thigh of a Cow, Matooke, Salt, Sugar, Kanzus, Gomesis and local Brew (Omwenge)...
BAGISU/ BAMASABA: Demand Animals like 3 Cows, 2-3 Goats and not less than 3 Million UgX, Kanzus for the Bako (In-Laws), Hoes, Axes and 20 Litre Saucepan plus Gifts of Choice...
BAKONZ(J)O/ RWENZURURU: Normally paid in form of Goats, etc...
BANYANKOLE: 20 Cows Highest (Okujuga is the Taking of Cows), Goats included, Pots of Beer paid by Groom's Father who finds a Bride for his Son; Price connected with Bride's Reputation and Esteem in the Community like in Toro. Aunt tests the Groom's Libido before he consumates Marriage with her Niece or watches them make Love to approve...
BASOGA: 1 Cow can do, 2 Goats plus other Gifts of your Choice for instance: Motorcycle, Electronics, Refridgerator...
JAPADHOLA: 5 Cows (one maternal Aunt and paternal Uncle get one each) and 6 Goats (sixth Goat is for the Mother of the Bride and is picked by a paternal Uncle), Kanzu and Gomesi for Parents, 7 Kgs of Meat or Thigh of a Cow, 1 Cock, Sack of Sugar, Cooking Oil, Needle and Thread, Knife and Jerrycan of Malwa Brew...
KIGEZI (RUKIGA): Enjugano (Bridewealth); 5 Cows, Goats and Hoes...
RWANDESE: Not really free; 40 Cows Highest; Huge Amounts of Cattle, House, Car or other Property like modern Baganda...
ACHOLI: Nyom (Marriage); Gifts not optional and Standard wanted, 10 Cows, 3 Goats, 15 Chicken and Sheep, Cultural Dress, 8 Heaps of dried Tobacco Leaves (Bombos), 20 Litres of Paraffin, Matchboxes, Box of Washing Soap, Lamp and Money...
ALUR: 4 Cows, 8 Goats and not less than 900,000 UgX in Cash, Gomesi, Suit, Shoes, Hat, Chicken, Cassava Flour and Transport (10,000 UgX) for Bride (Nyomal Maleng)...
LANGO: Lim Nyom (Bridewealth), 4 Goats, 6 Hoes, Spear (Tong pel), at least 2 Chickens plus Money...
KARAMOJONG: Some may ask for 100 to 300 Cows but that's too much; When a Karamojong Boy wants a Girl, he can organise for her Kidnap...
TESO: 10 Cows, 50 Goats, 2 Pots of Beer and a Quantity of Grain plus other Gifts you choose...

In 2016, Chile had the Lowest Divorce Rate on Earth (1 out of 10,000 People) while Russia had the Highest (45 Divorces per 10,000 People) according to The Economist Newspaper.

NGIRINGIRI AKU-A [Translated from Lugbara: DOMESTIC CONFLICT]

 VIEWS OR REASONS SOME WIVES AND BRIDES GIVE FOR LEAVING/ DIVORCING THEIR HUSBANDS
Even though the caring Nature of Women seems infinite, when their Partners do not meet certain Requirements, some Females might quit the Relationship: 
Infidelity (Cheating), Womaniser, Calls and visits Prostitutes/ Sluts, Has a Sidedish, slept with the Housemaid and his Workmate... 
Too friendly with my Sister...
He overdrinks his Money (Always drunk)...
He's addicted to Weed, Karata (Gambling Cards), Cigarettes and Mairungi...
He bets all his Earnings...
Neglects the Children...
Hurts me (Domestic Violence or Verbal Abuse)...
Miser...
Does not show Love (Selfish)...
Always on the Internet and Phone... 
He is dating my mother...
Immature (I have to tell him what to do like reminding him when to take Medicine)...
What does he have?
He does not buy Food at Home...
Does not appreciate the Work I do for him...
He's useless...
No Money...
Keeps Snakes as Pets...
Bad Breath...
Big Ego (Attitude)...
Unkempt Beard...
Not committed to getting married in Church...
Liar...
Calls me fat...
Rarely calls when on Safari...
Medication has affected his Sexdrive...
He's just in my Friendzone...
No Intimacy: no Holding, no Touching, no Engagement...
He does not have the Balls to commit to Marriage like a real Man...
He pays his Bills late...
He is not interested in me...
He comes Home late...

We only date Men who own Cars...

He is not developmental, has no House of his own... 
Weak Sperms...
I have five Husbands: one for a House, another for a Car, Clothes and Airtime. The fifth is for Sex because he is endowed...

VIEWS OR REASONS MEN AND GROOMS GIVE FOR DIVORCE
Infidelity (Unchaste, Unfaithful: I don't trust her, she has Sugarboys and Sugardaddies), slept with the Neighbour plus her Boss...
She is not interested in Sex (Abandonment)...
Lack of Acknowledgement by Wife for the Man's Role in the Relationship (Ungrateful Woman, Growing apart)...
Quran allows us to marry four Wives...
She's lazy...
Always on her Phone...
I prefer more than one Woman, Campus Babes...
She doesn't cook well...
She is dating my father...
Compares my rough Sex to her gentle Ex...
Her Mother does not want me to be involved with her Daughter...
Prefers Libido-enhancers like Viagra in my Veins...
Nagging Woman (Complains a lot and works my Nerves)...
Says am worthless and not even a Man...
Same old Sex Meal served the same old Way...
Smells nasty...
Controlling...
Disagrees, argues and quarrels too much...
She does not have the Boobs to remain loyal...
Her Breasts are too small, they have shrunk like Socks, she's thin...
She's too obese, no sexy Figure...
She's barren/ I want a Woman who can produce Twins...

RAPE/ DEFILEMENT
Rape is evil (in Deuteronomy 22:25-28 if the Victim is betrothed, spoken for or married), but dressing half naked does not prevent lust. Instead, Dress Code can fuel Rape just like Pornography. Sometimes, Husbands are adjudged to rape their Wives. Every Second, a normal Man makes 1,000 Sperms, that's quite some Weight to carry, over 86 Million new Sperms per Day. At a certain Point, you feel you cannot bear it and need to offload; might even come out by force through Wet Dreams an average of at least twice per Month by Age 35. Because of Testosterone (the Libido Hormone used to make Sperms), it's very easy for a Woman to arouse or turn on a Man (Boobs, Thighs, curved Shape, raunchy Gait, facial Beauty, Scent and Voice) but Men do not take seductive Women to Court for harassing them when they wear tempting Clothes or touch and tease them sensually. At what Point does this Pleasure become Anxiety or Pain for Men like it becomes Sexual Harassment for Women? Maybe when you feel the Urge to rape someone's Daughter. Rapists may not be as holy as GOD's Engels, but even 200 horny Watcher Angels or Nephilim also fell in Love with the fair Daughters of Men (who bore for them Giants, Mighty Men of Old or Men of Renown in those Days of Genesis 6) and were cast out of Heaven into the Tartarus Dungeon or Pits of Nether Gloom (2nd Peter 2:4). That is why during Worship, a Woman is advised to wear a Veil to cover her Hair "because of the Angels" and also to honour her Head (1st Corinthians 11). I do not condone Rape nor Defilement which are both FORCED SEX with an Adult or Minor (below 18 Years old according to Ugandan Law, 16 or 10 in other Countries) but some Sexual Harassment Cases can be quite ridiculous. The #MeToo Movement opened my Eyes to the Fact that some Women like Karen Straughan (Good Men Project, Girl Writes What) actually think their Gender overexploits its Privileges. I have to admit, I may have molested or harassed some Girls out of Romance in good Faith or Love (viewed as Lust) but I did not enter them forcefully. Although NO means NO, even Yes can transform into NO! I do not know what GOD does to the False Accusers, Breakers of the 9th Commandment, Slanderers like Homos or Slanderesses like Potiphar's Wife (called Aziz's wife in Koran 12:23-32 and also verse 50-51), but their Hands are not clean if the Motive is to tarnish someone's innocent Name. Females are capable of Rape, take the instance where Lot was intoxicated and then raped by his own two Daughters (in Genesis 19)! So many grown female Teachers have seduced their younger male Students. A 23 year old South African Man was forcefed with Energy Drinks plus Viagra and raped in turns by three Women for three Days in 2017. Some Women do this to collect Sperms for Witchcraft Rituals. A Female can commit Fornication or Adultery and save her Skin by claiming that she was raped. It's truly absurd that Consent is reversible or withdraw-able as an Excuse; Kobe Bryant knew that! In 2005, I spent a dark Friday Night in the Kauga County Jail (Mukono) with two Men and one of them confessed to us that he had been incarcerated three Days behind because the 14 Year old Girl who accused him of Defilement had originally asked him for Sex, but then turned against him because he did not have much Money to give her. The Crime was that he had Sex with a Person whom the Law deemed unfit to consent because she was Under 18, but in Common Man's Reasoning she actually consented. His first Court Appearance would be four Days ahead, exactly a Week after being locked behind Bars. Sex is about Her Permission, Her Green Light, Her Consent; you do not force a Woman to have Sex with you. Inside her Body is where the Party at, not yours, but certain Sexual Harassment Court Cases (due to Defendants sending Love Messages or showing harmless Stalker-like Interest) are a little bit overboard. There is a stereotypical Feminist Saying that "All Men are Dogs", but if they are all Monsters, then whatever attracts Men to Women must also remain hidden and well covered which Muslims do quite effortlessly. Like other Animals, everybody is born with Hormones that drive us. Originally we were supposed to be naked, but after the Eye-opening Fall of Man, GOD made Clothes for Adam and Eve (Genesis 3:21). Even though we know the Torah Law given to Moses, we still get nagged by our insatiable Flesh with Wet Dreams (at least one to four or more) every Month of the Year; reminds you that Sexual Temptation is a regular Battle especially if you are not yet married. As Males, we must control ourselves with the Help of the Holy Spirit! Resist the Devil's Whispers for instance: [If you are Man enough, then rape that Woman for it is written: It's not good for a Man to be alone! Knock and the Door will be opened for you] (when he comes to you like a hungry Lion, reddish Man or golden Snake) and he will flee! JESUS says in Matthew 5:28 that "Everyone who looks at a Woman lustfully has already committed Adultery with her in his Heart." Rape starts from inside, therefore Mental Therapy is vital. India, North America and South Africa seem to have the Wildest Rape Statistics. Hard Luck to all the Women who have been raped like Dina(h) - only Daughter of Jacob abducted by Shechem (Genesis 34); the beautiful Tamar - Daughter of David and Sister of Absalom, raped by Amnon - another of David's Sons (2nd Samuel 13) or the Levite's unnamed Concubine Woman from Bethlehem in Judah gangraped to Death by base Fellows in Gibeah (Judges 19)! Rape Hazards for Females include Psychological Trauma, unplanned Pregnancy (it being unwanted can eventually be reversed if Kid is blessed and not cursed by GOD), STDs or Fistula (abnormal Connection between two hollow Spaces). One Defence Mechanism taught in case a Male Attacker tries to rape a Female is pretending to give in, then hitting his Testicles or Groin Balls hard; he might be distracted enough with temporary Pain for the Female to run away but he can still recover and attack; Assault Targets have to fight back or else get violated. You can as well lie that you have an STD, Ebola or Corona Virus! Some Responses are worse than that, LORD forgive! Men are intelligent, just and splendid while Women are wise, merciful and firm. Males and Females can get along together. Even if the Husband is the Head of a Family, the Wife protects him like a Rib protects the Heart...

The Most Beautiful Women In The Bible

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest of them all in the Good Book? It's not Snow White nor Halle Berry (but what a stunner)! There are no real Camera Photos of Bible Characters. However, from narrative Descriptions, you can try to imagine how they might have looked. Who do you think is the Most Beautiful Woman in the Hebrew Bible? At a certain Point in my Life, I used to watch Miss World and Miss Universe Pageants. I kid you not, all the Women I would select as my Best ended up in the Top 5 somehow. Many Times, they were Indians; intelligent and fluent in English with very stunning Faces. Below are some of my Choices for Miss Bible Universe:

King Ahasuerus (also identified as Xerxes I who is portrayed in Frank Miller's Comic entitled 300 plus film) reigned from India to Ethiopia. When his Queen Vashti refused to come to him when he sent for her, he was so angry that he organised a Beauty Pageant for a Replacement Queen. Hadassah commonly referred to as Esther, the Jewish Daughter of Mordecai's Uncle won the Contest. She must have been truly beautiful because personally I consider Cushites (who are found in Rwanda and Ethiopia) as the Most Beautiful Women in Africa. As for the whole World, I consider Indians. So from near here to over there, if you calculate the optimum Beauty, then you get someone amazingly hot like 40 Degrees Celsius (above normal).

Job 42:15 says: And in all the Land there were no Women so fair as Job's Daughters. Their Names were: Jemimah, Keziah and Kerenhappuch. They remind me of Lillies and Doves, must have been the Most Beautiful Women in all the Bible.

Song Of Songs or Song Of Solomon 4:1 is a Message of Love acknowledging a Beautiful Woman. Chapter 6 Verse 4 compares her Beauty to Tirzah, "comely as Jerusalem", etc.

During a Famine in Genesis 12, Abra(ha)m sojourned to Egypt. He confessed to his Wife Sarai (who later became Sarah) that she was a Woman beautiful to behold and begged her to deceive the Egyptians that she was his Sister so that he is not killed. When the Princes of Pharaoh saw her, they praised her to their King and Sarai was taken into the Pharaoh's House until GOD afflicted them with great Plagues.

According to Genesis 24:16, Rebekah was very fair to look upon. Abraham's Oldest Servant took a Gold Ring weighing a half Shekel and two Bracelets for her Arms weighing 10 Gold Shekels. At a Spring of Water, he had prayed to GOD to show him the Wife for Isaac and she came out with a Jar on her Shoulder.

I have this Feeling that Ruth the Moabitess was also beautiful. After her Husband died, she stayed with her Mother-in-Law Naomi and helped her. Later, Boaz married her and she became the Great Grandmother of King David. Beauty runs in the Family.

Bathsheba was so beautiful (according to 2nd Samuel 11:2) that her Nakedness while bathing forced King David to write a letter setting up her Husband Uriah the Hittite's Death at the Forefront of a War.

Tamar, the Sister of David's Son Absalom was beautiful according to 2nd Samuel 13 but her Beauty brought Family Problems when Amnon, another Son of David loved her. Absalom hated Amnon to Death for forcing Tamar.

Wasn't Mary the Mother of JESUS also beautiful? How about Mary Magdalene who saw and spoke to JESUS first after HIS Resurrection? She must have been among the Hotties of her Generation! How about Zipporah (the Wife of Moses) or the Daughter of the Pharaoh who took care of Baby Moses, the Queen of Sheba in 1st Kings 10 and 2nd Chronicles 9 and Delilah whom Samson loved in Judges 16?

Eve was the First Woman GOD created; Genesis 1 says that GOD saw that everything HE made was very good. I guess Eve was so good that when Adam woke up, he exclaimed "Whoa, man!" and named her "Woman". She must have been awesome, the First Beauty. Even if Adam's Rib sinned by eating the Forbidden Fruit, Eve repented to the LORD.

Meanwhile, Jezebel - the evil and idolatrous Vineyard Snatcher - painted her Eyes and adorned her Head (2nd Kings 9:30), but Beauty is Skin-deep like in 1st Peter 3. It's not just outward Adorning with Braiding of Hair, Decoration of Gold and wearing of fine Clothing. Instead it is the hidden Person of the Heart with the imperishable Jewel of a gentle and quiet Spirit which is very precious in GOD's Sight. Jezebel is also mentioned in Revelation 2:20-23 as a prophetess who seduces GOD's servants to commit sexual immorality plus eat things sacrificed to idols...

24/7 PORN TV
When I was young, I wanted to start Uganda's First 24/7 hard-core Porn Television Station - not soft nor diluted but real obscene Stuff whether on licensed Mainstream or forbidden Underground via Cable; today, Internet Porn is doing just that. But I think GOD put a Spanner in my original Plan around 1997 with constant Headaches, double-extreme Eye Defects and unexplained Chest Pains (X-rays showed normal Heart Shape) and I had to reevaluate my Soul. Porn seems harmlessly enjoyable but it can ruin People because it has many wicked Sides: Children, Torture, Milfs, Incest, Bestiality, LGBTQIA+, etc. Some Murderers confess that they are so addicted to Pornography that it leads them to kill because it is spiritual; they hear Voices urging them to do Evil. We all need Self Control (which is a Fruit of the Holy Spirit); Child Molesters (Defilers/ Pedophiles), Rapists, Prostitutes, Lesbians, Gays, and Adulterers are influenced by Porn. According to Dwight Lyman [D.L.] Moody, "Lust is the Devil's Counterfeit for Love..." It's not only a Male Problem but Females also watch Porn and it nags them to try what they watch from Blowjobs (Fellatio), Footjobs, Boobjobs, Lesbianism, feministic Woman on Top which can fracture a Man's Private Part to Handjobs (Masturbation) considered vulgar in the Alphabet of Ben Sira(ch). The Holiest Sex Position is the Missionary Style where married Partners face each other. All the rest are considered damned and devilish! Meanwhile, Doggystyle or Rear Entry [called 39 in Urban Slang] is said to be for Prostitutes even though many non-Human Animals practice just that, feels quite a heavenly Adventure though. It is forbidden for Humans to behave promiscuously like loose Bonobo Apes or horny Ferret Birds, just get married! Is oral Sex holy? The Mouth was created to eat Rice and Beans not Sperms [Fellatio] and Menstrual Blood [Cunnilingus]. In Leviticus 17:10-12, GOD tells the Israelites to avoid eating Blood. Sex is meant for only married Partners of opposite Gender. JESUS, the Messiah says in Matthew 5:28 that "Everyone who looks at a Woman lustfully has already committed Adultery with her in his Heart!" When you look at nude Pictures, it's not hard to lust, almost automatic like a Car. Men are easily turned on by Sight, so to manage their Weakness, Porn must be avoided. "Pornography is a public Hazard..." according to Pamela Anderson, an American Celebrity whose big Boobs have been an Item of Focus in the Media for many Years. Pornography needs to be controlled because it is infectious. An Organisation called NoFap [visit www.nofap.com for more] helps People trying to avoid Pornography, Masturbation [Fapping is Slang for male Masturbation] and Orgasm or Sexual Activity. Some People marry themselves (Sologamy) or a Pet, Rock, Robot, etc but it is still just weird. When the first Couple realised that they were naked, "...the LORD GOD made for Adam and for his Wife Garments of Skins and clothed them." (Genesis 3:21) We need to cover ourselves properly, not expose Cleavage nor intimate Parts. Muslims cover their Booty best, though many other Cultures also have Headscarfs and long Dresses for Women eg Nigerians, Indians, Antarctica Residents, Russians and North Pole inhabitants. Men are usually exceptional Fashionistas: you don't see them (maybe only Lunatics) walking around with their Balls showing as Advertisement like some Women shamelessly show Part of their Boobs. Besides, everyone has a Private Part, so hide yours! Mainly Traditionalists like Red Indians, Africans and Australian Aborigines used to dress half naked but Leviticus 18:6 says: "None of you shall approach anyone near of kin to him to uncover nakedness." How do you think People feel when they see their close Relatives (Parents, Aunties, Uncles or Cousins) in Porn Pictures posing as Stars? It can be very repulsive and sickening. Porn is really powerful; I saw my First Porn Picture while in Jinja but during the mid 90s in KLA City, I watched my First Hard-core Porn Video at the Naguru Flats on Kira Road with a youthful Pair plus Arthur, a younger Neighbourhood Friend from Bukoto, my first Buddy in KLA. I had a Feeling the Guy and Babe who brought the Flick sexed sometimes though seemingly unmarried. I'm glad I was strongwilled enough not to rape Girls though Porn continuously inspired Lust which I needed to avoid. Pornography basically records Sin (Fornication or Adultery) being committed if the Action is not between married Individuals (fairly excuseable) or if it is between the same Gender. Leviticus 18:22 says: "You shall not lie with a Male as with a Woman; it is an Abomination." Leviticus 20:13 also warns that: "If a Man lies with a Male as with a Woman, both of them have committed an Abomination; they shall be put to Death, their Blood is upon them..." Thinking themselves wise, the LGBTIQ (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transsexual, Intersex, Queer) Fraternity have chosen to walk down a dark Path, it is well documented in today's Pornography. Sodom and Gomorrah will judge modern-Day Gay Pride. Romans 1:26-27 says "For this Reason GOD gave them up to dishonourable Passions. Their Women exchanged natural Relations for unnatural, and the Men likewise gave up natural Relations with Women and were consumed with Passion for one another, Men committing shameless Acts with Men and receiving in their own Persons the due Penalty for their Error." I do not have a Holier-than-thou Attitude (I'm not worthy to unstrap JESUS's Sandals) nor do I condone Extra-judicial Execution, but when Omar (an American-born Muslim with Afghan Origins) shot dead 49 People at an Orlando Gay Night Club in 2016 before being killed himself by Police, it felt like he really hated Homosexuality. He was disgusted after seeing "two Men kissing" in Miami and set out to buy Guns. An American Lesbian whose Partner was killed by her Relatives more than eight Years earlier called me a "homophobic, evil Person" when I commented that Homosexuality must be outlawed after Omar snapped; she blocked me on facebook saying I should never contact her for anything. Gay Marriage had just been allowed in the States by the Supreme Court the previous Year and Men were freely marrying fellow Men and definitely sexing more. "Would ye really approach Men in your Lusts rather than Women? Nay, ye are a People (grossly) ignorant!" (Quran 27:55 The Ants). For Rastafarians or Ethiopians, Kebra Nagast Chapter 42 says: And thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman, for it is Pollution. Besides STIs (Sexually Transmitted Infections) and Sexually Transmitted Demons, Gays involved in Anal Sex end up with their Intestines turned inside out needing Clothes with Space below the Groin to hold hanging Bowels. Lesbians who practice Cunnilingus on each other plus Prostitutes and Adulterers who offer Blowjobs also get Mouth or Throat Cancer. Sex Toys (like Dildos and Vibrators plus Fleshlights for Males) can also cause Injuries. Soft Pink Movies seem not to cause major Problems and are shown by some TV Stations, but Blue Movies are usually restricted by Authorities though I heard that Netherlands has hard-core Porn on TV. LORD have Mercy! Wash our Hearts clean with the Blood of JESUS!