27 February 2016

(Editorial) Cartoons & Portraits

If GOD had a Face, what would it look like? There must be an Image of YAHWEH in everyone then! Some portraits and cartoon illustrations I have tried to create can be found in: Instruction Guides; Books like "Plunging The Depths - Honey Am Half Pregnant (Memoirs and Lessons from the Grandson of Fidele Lodi)" by Mike Kinyera Watmon [A comprehensively inspirational Compilation of valuable Business and Life Tips by the Dialogue Consults CIE - Chief Intelligence Engineer sieved from his personal Experiences plus world-famous Individuals like Steve Jobs, Albert Einstein, Cicero, etc...]; Video Comics; Oil Paint Murals, The Standard (UCU Community Newspaper); Sunday Vision Newspaper; and so on...


Caricature of Monex...

Crested Crane, UG's Emblem...



Portrait of Brenda...


Portrait of Martha (Chummy)...


Between 27th and 29th November 2015, the Vatican Head of State (Pope Francis) was in UG...


In 2012 to 2016, Barack Hussein Obama became the First Black US President to be elected twice after 2008 to 2012...


UCU gives 10 Million UgX "Tafali" Contribution to the Katikiro of Buganda...


Money cannot buy Votes...


Portrait of my maternal Grandfather (Reverend Onesimus, aka Onesemu A. Banito Inima [Church of Uganda Madi and West Nile Diocese] - Arrived 1919, Departed 13th May 1983)...


Portrait of Double E...


Pencil Portrait of (Aunt) Serah at UCU...


Portrait of Tina...



Portrait of Edwin...

Portrait of Ha'iet...





Portrait of Maureen...


Portrait of Onya


Portrait of Loice...


Portrait of Johnson...


Caricature of Lydia...


Self Portrait (as I looked at Age 12, Headboy)...


Portrait of a Tutsi...


Portrait of Doro...


Portrait of Lillydove...


On Saturday 12th December 2015, Barcelona Legends captained by Patrick Kluivert played against Uganda Cranes Legends at Nambole Stadium in Kireka, a KLA Suburb...


(Photocopied) Portrait of legendary South African Statesman Nelson Mandela (Original in Colour)...

ABSTRACT ART
Behold my Endevour into the Unknown...
Rainfall

Farmland

Insects

Milky Way

ARUA HILL (Memoirs of a Cartoonist)

ARUA CITY  (Logo modified on Monday 7th March 2016, copied from the Arua Municipal Council Coat of Arms)

Saturday 27th February 2016 [The 9th SABBATH of the Year]: Two Gaagaa Birds (Black and white Crows) fly northwards. Either Kites (Yuku) or brown Eagles with white Beaks, definitely Ugandan and not Albanian dance and fly leisurely in the Air just above the Lovers' Rock on Arua Hill. Residents on the East Hillbase go about their normal Life: brushing Teeth (Si), combing Hair (Dribi), riding out, etc. Clouds cover the blinding Sun (Etu) as it keeps rising after 9 AM. A Plane (Ndege) flies unhindered northwards to the Arua Airfield (International Transit Airport by 2030), you wish you were super high. Muni University sits comfortably at a Distance as Trucks pass by on the Road (Geriko) adjacent to it, you wonder if they are tarmacking or just pouring Water on Murram. To borrow a Description from former British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill, the View from this Hill is one of the "splendid and alluring Panoramas" in the Lado Enclave. Someone sweeps away Leaves (Bikubi) behind the Nile FM/ BTN TV's white Offices where they moved in 2015. There is a pair of wonderful Ladies Pump Shoes outside the Radio Studio [Gracious is presenting on air right now]. Another Female (Oku) arrives; Men (Agupi) too. A black Car (Motoka) and some Motorcycles (Piki piki) ferry People to the top of the Hill.

("Sunrise" by Aiko)
During the 1979 Liberation War, the Tanzanians were going to flatten Arua Town with Bombs, but someone convinced them that not everyone in Arua was Homeboy Idi Amin's Soldier (Intel from a foreign Journalist's Book entitled "War In Uganda"). Nevertheless, some Buildings were destroyed and those that had been planned for Construction stalled until the late 2000s for instance the three-storeyed KKT Plaza on Duka Road which was six Floors in the 1970s Plan. In 1985, Arua also witnessed the Ombaci Massacre by Obote II Soldiers but got back up from that dark Past during the NRM Regime. No Need for Tribalism in this Cosmopolitan City that might become a Metropolis up to Koboko by the 22nd Century. The "Ancient Capital of Pan-Africanism" keeps growing under the Sun having celebrated 100 Years as a Ugandan Town in 2014. Most of the Tallest Buildings in Arua City are 5 to 6 Floors high (especially on Adumi Road), a Rule set because of low flying Planes as they approach the Airport but it can still be altered in Future to maximise vertical Space outside the Fly Zone. Today, Barifa Forest looks dry brown in the middle around the Inzikuru Stadium Field; there has been no heavy Rain for Months. Climate Change is real, 2015 was the Hottest Year while this Month (February 2016) was the Hottest Month in recorded History according to NASA. Only good Thing about Arua's Dry (Winter) Season is that you don't stress in weeding Gardens, whacking Compound Weeds, mowing Lawns nor slashing Roadside Grass but you will wish for the Dryness again when Rain eventually returns with amazing Lightning (around March [Spring] till the End of October though June is Summer Time with reduced Rain and September [like Autumn outside the Tropics] brings the Colours of Fall). It's not a Problem if you have Cattle or other People graze their Cows/ Goats/ Sheep on the Grass and you use the Cuttings as Manure for your Crops. The cool Breeze increases as my Shirt moves like a Ugandan Flag waving in the Wind, Tree Leaves make continuous Sound. The 1,365 cubic metre National Water & Sewerage Corporation Reservoir lies unmoved atop the Hill. Telecommunication Masts stand upright like Giants towering above everything visible. Guards keep watch in their sentry Stations. Fearsome-barechested Vagabonds roam the Forest below, Thugs can give you Heartburn when you run from them, JESUS! A Woman was once caught and raped in Barifa by unknown Men while her Friend escaped to report the Incident. When Help finally arrived, she was found unconscious. People get robbed at Knife Point too. It used to be dangerous travelling on Barifa Road at even 6pm [Dusk], then 7, 8 and 9 but with the Growth brought by Muni University, Increase in Population plus Tarmacking of Roads, Things might change. Civilians walk the Muni Bypass. Others drum and hunt for Whiteants in the Forest while Firewood-gatherers pick detached Tree Branches. Some Trees on the Hill have completely dried up, no Leaves whatsoever. This is the East Side! Not much Noise, just People chatting at the Studios behind me. Dan (Bodaman) comes around looking for someone at Nile FM; I tell him am also waiting for someone (a Guest). Sun finally shows its bright Face again, opens its Teeth (nzi Si). Smoke in the Distance, Masts too. Hill brightens, Rooftops shine. The Sun is blinding and somehow neutralizes or equalizes the cold Breeze with its Heat though Clouds cover it again. In Geography Lessons, they say: The higher you go, the cooler it becomes; the colder too even in the Dry Season. Dragonfly passes by, Geckos (Olokoto) including blue-tailed Species walk on the Rocks behind the Studios [Arua can be very interesting sometimes: I have spotted a camouflage Moth that looks exactly like it was cut from a deep green Mango Leaf, washed-up Crab on a River Bank, rare red Monkey, Firefly Nightshow and purple Snake in other Parts of Arua before]. The moving Shadows created on the Rocks by the beautiful graceful Eagles in the brighter Sun make you appreciate Independence and Freedom. Presidential Elections took place nine Days behind and the Results were announced exactly a Week before today.


I did not vote [I have never voted for any Politician outside School though I promote some eg distributed M7's small Posters in 2016 since I felt more improved from my 2011 Depression], however am very glad my President still won again as expected [The President is Black but his Bus is all yellow... Binaisa sat so that Museveni could run. Museveni ran so all the Children can ride]. While campaigning to replace Sevo, a leading Opposition Candidate told Aruans that their Town is too small to be a City. But how about Vatican, Masdar and so forth? Arua has regional Pedigree! I cannot blame Government for all the Problems we face: Roads have been tarmacked (My Main Wish) plus more are still being improved; Schools have been set up everywhere, literally everywhere; Hospitals, Clinics plus Health Centres are available and People's Livelihoods have changed. Instead of complaining about Unemployment, some People just create their own Jobs, not necessarily Graduates but also Dropouts. NGOs like welthungerhilfe ["For a world without Hunger"] provide Free Training for Citizens and Refugees. When you apply, you can learn Carpentry or Joinery, Catering or Hotel Management, Metal Fabrication or Welding, Fashion Design or Garment (Cloth) Cutting plus Bricklaying or Construction. Dream BIG, start small! Believe, begin, become! Dream, plan and do! Albert Ellis once said: "The Best Years of your Life are the Ones in which you decide your Problems are your own. You do not blame them on your Mother, the Ecology or the President. You realise that you control your own Destiny." Opposition does not have to keep telling Ugandans using Stella Nyanzi's Similies that 80 percent of Ugandans are Bums so that we vote for their Government; Work never ends! If there are no Teachers or they are on Strike, then read the Books in the Public Libraries, School Libraries and/or online! Why blame someone for my Ignorance? If you wait for roasted Grasshoppers to fly into your Mouth, then you wait a very long Time. Besides, everyone has their own Intelligence, even though noone is born knowing much already; we observe, read, hear, study, experience, practice and then learn. Learning never ends. If there are no free Drugs in the Government Hospitals, Doctors normally refer Patients to Pharmacies (private Drug Stores). Medicine may not be cheap for the Impoverished, but GOD provides and heals. Health Problems never end. Nevertheless, what we all need is PEACE, no more War. We have to live in our Country not as Refugees. These are not Theories, this is Real Life. If you have a Problem, then just look up to Heaven (oneway, Ch. 39)! Problems will always exist as long as GOD allows the Devil and his Demons to roam on Earth, but avoiding plus coping with the inevitable is our Goal before the Rapture: I call it Damage Limitation! The Struggle to outmonster the Monsters of Poverty (Alio) and Sickness (Azo) continues. So help us GOD! I also fall sick: Eye Problems, Chest Pain, Backache, Malaria, Headache, Flu (though I manage it with a Scarf and Fluids, no Drugs because they induce Chest-piercing Rocket Coughs) plus Typhoid. I have to wash my Hands daily (with Soap) to prevent Diarrhea, Dysentery or Cholera. What I do to reduce the Spread of STDs like Gonorrhea and HIV/ AIDS to Zero is avoiding Promiscuity; I don't rape Females though I adore them. I don't smoke tasteless Cigarettes (Tobacco) nor drink much acidic Alcohol. If the Weather is cold, I wear a Sweater (Jumper, Pullover), Jacket or two Shirts. To be blunt, you just have to play it safe and healthy! In Saudi Arabia, a Person who takes part in a Public Protest can be jailed for 15 Years. That says a lot about the Lenience in UG, the defiant Besigye was never incarcerated that long though over 40 Times.

I may not have all the Statistical Intelligence about the Extent of Corruption in Government, but am not too gullible to buy into Opposition Politricks and Lies. If they can really end Corruption, then let them go ahead through the available Channels or novel Solutions they invent (like BBC Africa Eye and NBS TV's "Stealing From The Sick" Documentary) instead of making Noise about Regime Change yet they might even be more corrupt than the Regime they keep pointing Fingers at! Remember, three are pointing back! President M7 already put up a Health Monitoring Unit, why not help it uproot Corruption in the Health Sector? I don't need to complain, riot nor join a Rebel Group just because UG is not as developed as Singapore. Besides, we are bigger in Size than many Nations including Maldives and Fiji; have fewer Slum Dwellers than India though their Richest Citizen stays in a House with more Floors than the Tallest Building in KLA City; better Weather than Antarctica; our Portion of Lake Victoria is much bigger than the Portion in Kenya though they have the Indian Ocean which we shouldn't even be jealous of because this is still East Africa; we are not crossed by the Sahara Desert; UG is beautifully endowed with Freshness and Maize ripens for People without Teeth. If you cannot bite the Maize (what you already have), at least grind it and take in as Porridge! Instead of opposing the President, Opposition can oppose Issues like Cigarettes, Drunkardness, Abortion, Prostitution (Adultery), Defilement, Robbery, etc; Problems in that Line! Why does every Ugandan President lose Support after some Years yet was popular at the Start? Maybe Human Nature! Loyalty weakens and becomes Jealousy just because of how Taxes and Foreign Aid are handled. Come on, we are all one Planet! That is why some People ignore Politics and just focus on their Jobs and Wealth Creation. They mind their own Negocio. As long as I can sleep peacefully, I don't give a Fig how the National Cake is divided; I can still eat the Crumbs or leftover Icing! If Opposition becomes Government, then what do you call those who oppose them? I would rather see Movementists v Reformists (Changists) sharing Ideas to make UG a more progressive Country. Is Activism about complaining, Civil Disobedience plus Demonstrations or systematically mature Dialogue like IPOD (where Ugandan Political Parties receive Billions of UgX) and Lobbying too? Why wish for a new Regime if the current one even gives three free Mosquito Nets per Household plus free Immunisation, Scholarships, free Entandikwa Animals, Youth Fund, Women's Fund, free Hoes, free Seeds, etc? Some Things can be Do It Yourself, Government just supplements. In 1997, the Poverty Eradication Action Plan (PEAP) came into effect. The Plan for Modernization of Agriculture (PMA) also followed in 2000. A year later, the NAADS Act passed by Parliament created the famous NAADS (National Agricultural Advisory Services) Programme to run for 25 Years. Under "Prosperity For All (Luganda: Bonna Bagaggawale)" in 2007, Government would  establish SACCOs (Savings and Credit Cooperative Organisations) in Subcounties throughout Uganda. Some People politicize every Government Policy simply because they are in Opposition yet Wanainchi can benefit from them. They blame their Post Harvest-handling Failures on the Government. I may not get many Benefits from the Powerful to write Home about, but Development is a Process of Steady Growth and GOD's Favour. PRAY! One huge Problem nevertheless is clean drinkable Water even though People without tapped Water find Springs and Boreholes some of which have Health Issues like Rust that mess up the Body. If only RAINWATER Traps were cheap for everyone, there would be No Worries (Hakuna Matata!). The BBC Website posts a 10-Day Weather Forecast for Arua every Day! Another Option is Wind or Solar-powered Pumps for underground or Rock Water. Domestic Water Treatment is also helpful. Without Grid Electricity, some resort to Renewable Energy, Dry Cells, Solar Power plus Batteries. With Oil, 34.6 Million Ugandans (2014 Census) could have cheaper Standards of Living but only GOD knows where the Money will be allocated. I wish for Peace, tarmacked Roads or modern Transport Networks, cheaper Drugs plus Electricity and lots of clean Water. Nigeria had Oil Subsidies (revoked several Times), Ethiopia has free Education and Botswana used its Diamond Discovery to improve the Lives of all Citizens. We pray Oil will do something similar for Ugandans. Everyone should be proud of their Green Country, it is not really poor despite Corruption Accusations and other Stats, sijuwi GDP or Poverty Line. You can still benefit from Tourism, Agriculture and other Riches. The SUN is an infinite Source of Energy. No Government owns it, but everyone on Earth has Shares in it. All Solar Power belongs to the People. Things of this World, we will leave behind. No need to cry eternally simply because of Possessions that perish. Heaven which is eternal is even a better Target to think about, LORD have Mercy!



I aint a Politician, but as a Futurist plus Socialist Dreamer, I keep alternative Opinions and Ideas to maintain my Peace and Sanity. Thank GOD for the Little we already have! Those who lose Elections are not Losers but must concede Defeat and work with the Chosen because the Country is just one Uganda, not three or eight. All Authority comes from GOD. You have a Right to do anything else anywhere. When you drop like an Eagle, just fly back up reflexively before you touch the Ground! Eagles continue playing midair. I see the Boiling Point (Radio Show) Host named Candia laughing with a Friend as he walks back to the Studio. Electricity Poles with four Wirelines extend Power to the Hilltop. Wonderful Buildings lineup the Eastern Hillbase! Emmanuel Cathedral Mvara, Golden Courts, the white and blue UNHCR Compound plus maroon Muni Girls are in the Distance. The Breeze is unrelenting, you can see the gray Tone of the Hills in the Horizon. A Woman talks with someone on her Phone about picking her Salary any Day soon. Arua is also about to be declared a City by Parliament (even if it has always been one to me) and the Scent of Perfume in the Breeze is reassuring. An Eagle hovers for five Seconds above me, then glides right to its Friends; Gaagaas join them in a Gaagaa v Eagle Morning Dance Party. The Eagles sing as if they recognise my Presence, aha! Weaverbirds perch on the Shrubs. I wonder why my Fingers smell like Tomatoes, maybe because of the Eucalyptus Leaves and young Mangoes I crashed with my left Hand outside Springs Nursery/ Primary School, northeast downhill around 7 AM. Thank GOD I did not step in any Cowshit or Dogpupu; I'm dying to pee but I don't want to go away from the Hilltop, trying to savour this Moment. Everytime I leave Arua, my Heart literally pains until a Stopover after Nebbi Roundabout. I love this Place and it's like the DreamWishes I have had for it, since probably my second Time in Arua (though the First in my Farthest Memory) at 16 Years of Age between 1st - 6th February 2000, are coming to pass by GOD's Will. My first Time in Arua was as a Baby according to my Mother and I never wanted to visit as I grew but since the World didn't end in Y2K, I thought: "Why not?" and have been stepping here every Year since then. I have not yet even talked about the Greater West Side which has several Goodies too including Enyau Bridge, Ragem Beach, White Castle Hotel Ewuata and Ediofe Cathedral, but I can leave that for anyone from that Side.

(Arua Hill as seen from the West Hillbase...)
I'm dwelling on my Eastside meanwhile, largely Forest (free Oxygen) but with lots of Life on the Neck of the Hood. Enjoy the other Hills like Oluko (East of Mvara), Trees and Clouds! Met Feni on a Boda Bike downhill around 11 AM. I'm not feeling low like a Shoe today, but if there is a peaceful Place where I can go to unwind (for instance at Ragem Beach), it's definitely here uphill behind Rocks and Roots Guest House. Time flies and heals at the same Time. No massive Lake nearby but the Prospect of seeing River Nile beyond the Eastern Horizon even using a Pair of Binoculars would be amazing. Let whatever Pain just fade away naturally with the cool Barifa Forest Breeze, I once read somewhere that Engels actually become Wind! Those who fancy Rock-climbing might find the South-eastern Slope of the Hill quite good for Exercise. Can you picture the environmentally-friendly Nile Eco-City and Business Park replacing Barifa in Future? Only Time will tell, though I can only wish for an International Stadium, the Forest can stay meanwhile. It would be lovely to watch Sports and other Activities in Barifa Stadium. Happiness is not necessarily Money but maybe Money prudently-spent, Time well-used, Talent well-applied, Vibes well-communicated, Resources well-maximised plus Peace well-maintained which is very paramount whereas true inner Happyness only comes from the Joy of the LORD. You might have so many tangible Developments and still be sad, why? Is there a permanent Hole in us that keeps wanting more or better? There has to be a vivid Line between Ambition, Steady Progress and Contentment or we lose the Plot. Where is the Y-Corner, the Focal Point where all your Sweat, Worries, Opportunities and Dreams become Happyness? YESU is the Y-Corner at your Crossroads, the Joy of the LORD is our Strength! We look to YHWH, YAHWEH! As long as you have an unstoppable Supply of clean Water or Rain, 24/7 Security (including Engels), Shelter, GOD's Provision and Family, why worry or be unhappy? GOD bless Arua (the Sweetest Place), West Nile, Uganda, East Africa, the Black Continent and the entire World!
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24 February 2016

The 10 Commandments [The Pursuit Of Holyness]

  1. 1. “I am the LORD your GOD, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before ME.
  2. 2. “You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the LORD your GOD, am a jealous GOD, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate ME, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love ME and keep MY commandments.
  3. 3. “You shall not take the name of the LORD your GOD in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes HIS name in vain.
  4. 4. “Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the LORD your GOD. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
  5. 5. “Honour your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the LORD your GOD is giving you.
  6. 6. “You shall not murder.
  7. 7. “You shall not commit adultery.
  8. 8. “You shall not steal.
  9. 9. “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.
  10. 10. “You shall not covet your neighbour’s house; you shall not covet your neighbour’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbour’s.”
- [Excerpt from EXODUS 20: 2-17]


(THE LORD'S PRAYER) in Lugbara
ATA amani ovupi Buari (Our FATHER who art in Heaven)
Ru MINI ma ovu inzizaru (Hallowed be YOUR Name)
Suru MINI ma emu (YOUR Kingdom come)
E'yo MINI leleri ma 'ye-i nyaku-a ekile Buarile (YOUR Will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven)
MI fe etu 'dosi nyaka andruri ama dri (Give us today the Food we need)
MI ku mari amani, mani 'ba afa amani nyapi 'diyi ma mari kulerile (And forgive us our Sins as we forgive those who sin against us!)
MI ji ama obeta ma alia ku, MI pa ama 'ba onzi dri (Lead us not into Temptation, but deliver us from Evil!)
Te Suru pi, okpo pi, diza pie, dria MINI (For the Kingdom, Power and Glory are yours)
'Dani 'dani. Amena (Now and forever. Amen)!


THE MUSLIM RAK'AH/ RAKAT in Arabic (Translated) 

Bismillahir rahmanir rahim (In the Name of GOD, Most Gracious, Most Merciful)
Alhamdu lillahi rabbil'alamin (Praise be to GOD, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the Worlds)
Arrahmanir rahim (Most Gracious, Most Merciful)
Maliki yawmiddin (Master of the Day of Judgement)
Iyyaka na 'budu wa iyyaka nasta'in (You alone do we worship, from you alone do we seek Help)
Indinassiratal Mustaqim (Show us the straight Path)
Siratalladhina an'amta alaihim. Ghairil maghdubi alaihimwa laddallin (The Way of those on whom YOU have bestowed YOUR Grace, those whose Portion is not Wrath. And who do not go astray)
Amin (Amen)!

- QURAN 1:1-7 (AL-FATIHAH, THE OPENING)

PRAYERS FROM THE BIBLE
"Holy, holy, holy, LORD GOD Almighty WHO was and is and is to come..." - REVELATION 4:8

"YOU are worthy, O LORD, to receive glory and honor and power; for YOU created all things and by YOUR Will they exist and were created..." - REVELATION 4:11


"YOU are worthy to take the scroll, and to open its seals; for YOU were slain, and have redeemed us to GOD by YOUR Blood out of every tribe and tongue and people and nation, and have made us kings and priests to our GOD; and we shall reign on the Earth..." - REVELATION 5:9-10


"Worthy is the Lamb WHO was slain to receive power and riches and wisdom, and strength and honor and glory and blessing... Blessing and honor and glory and power be to HIM WHO sits on the Throne, and to the Lamb, forever and ever..." - REVELATION 5:12-13


"Salvation belongs to our GOD WHO sits on the Throne, and to the Lamb..." - REVELATION 7:10


"Amen! Blessing and glory and wisdom, thanksgiving and honor and power and might, be to our GOD forever and ever. Amen!" - REVELATION 7:12 


"Come, Lord JESUS..." - REVELATION 22:20 (GIDEONS INTERNATIONAL BIBLE)



MANSIONS (ART IN HEAVEN)
Except Hell-lovers, almost everyone wants to go to Heaven (and that includes Christians, Muslims, Judaisers, Buddhists, Hindus, Taoists and Free Spirits), but how do we get there: There is only one Way. In John 14:6, JESUS said to Thomas, "I am the Way, and the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father, but by me..." #JESUSredeems, through HIS 39 Stripes we are healed from the 39 Categories of Diseases (listed by the World Health Organisation). We need to repent all our Sins and follow GOD's HOLY WAY. "If you have a Problem, then just look up to Heaven..." [oneway, Ch. 39] Don't look for Help from Witchdoctors, Sorcerors, Spiritists, Demons, Idols (Statues), dead Saints, Mediums, Ancestors, Queen of the Sea nor Satan!

"I will lift up my Eyes to the Hills - from whence comes my Help? My Help comes from the LORD, who made Heaven and Earth..." - PSALMS 121:1-2

"But HE was wounded for our Transgressions, he was bruised for our Iniquities; upon HIM was the Chastisement that made us whole, and with HIS Stripes we are healed..." - ISAIAH 53:5

"Who HIMSELF bore our Sins in HIS own Body on the Tree, that we, having died to Sins, might live for Righteousness - by WHOSE Stripes you were healed..." - 1st PETER 2:24

"Let not your Hearts be troubled; believe in GOD, believe also in ME. In MY Father's House are many Rooms (Mansions); if it were not so, would I have told you that I go to prepare a Place for you? And when I go and prepare a Place for you, I will come again and will take you to myself, that where I am you may be also..." - JESUS [John 14:1-3]

"Whatever you ask in MY Name, I will do it, that the Father may be glorified in the Son; if you ask anything in MY Name, I will do it..." - JESUS [John 14:13]

"It is more blessed to give than to receive..." - JESUS

"The Righteous will be amid Gardens and Fountains of clear-flowing Water. Their Greeting will be: 'Enter ye here in Peace and Security.'..." - QURAN 15:45-46 (AL-HIJR)

"O ye who believe! Shall I lead you to a Bargain that will save you from a grievous Chastisement? That ye believe in GOD and HIS Messenger, and that ye strive (your Utmost) in the Cause of GOD, with your Wealth and your Persons: that will be Best for you, if ye but knew. HE will forgive you your Sins, and admit you to Gardens beneath which Rivers flow and to beautiful Mansions in Gardens of Eternity: that is indeed the Supreme Triumph..." - QURAN 61:10-12 (BATTLE ARRAY)

According to Argentinian (Joel) Gaston (Taken to Heaven: 2nd Visit), the House Walls in Heaven are different from our earthly ones, "You are one with your House, in Reality it is your very Life..." Everything we do secretly here on Earth for GOD rises into Heaven and builds our Houses. There are Houses of many Sizes, some are very small like Bathrooms and others are big Mansions. We build our heavenly Abodes (Dwelling Places) when we love others, forgive, endure Sufferings both physical and spiritual as a Sign of Correction and/or sacrifice something we love (creating Beauty in the Home). You send heavenly Supplies when you submit to GOD's Will instead of yours. Your Home sparkles with the Gold that you are becoming. Willingly return to pleasing HIM! Some Saints have magnificent Mansions in Heaven while others live in small Community Homes.

(Reverend) Pastor Park Yong Gyu (Testimony of Heaven and Hell) revealed, "If you are arrogant and prideful, you will bring Curses upon yourself... Salvation cannot be achieved by your Possessions but through Faith..." When a Person serves the Church and others faithfully unto the LORD, those Deeds will become Materials for a Person's Home in Heaven which is built by Angels assigned. Children who die below the Accountability Age cannot accumulate Reward Materials to build a Home so they live in the Garden of Flowers. The Second Place is for Faithful Adults and has so many Homes built with beautiful Gems and rare Stones. Some are as high as the Highest Skyscrapers on Earth. All the People look around Age 20 to 30; no Men nor Women in regards to Gender; no sick, old nor lame People. These were faithful Servants of the LORD on Earth. The four People with the Biggest and Most Beautiful Homes in Heaven are D. L. Moody (American Evangelist); John Wesley (British Founder of the Methodist Movement, was a former Anglican); An Italian Evangelist and Pastor Choi Gun Nung (Korean Evangelist). Seven Things one must do to procure Materials for building a Home in Heaven: Accumulation of Worship and Praise to GOD; Time spent reading the Bible; Time spent praying; Time spent evangelising to People; Offering to the LORD; Obedient Tithes to GOD; Time spent serving the Church in any Way. The Third Place is where the shamefully saved are gathered. Tupac Shakur (2Pac) once wondered if Heaven's got a Ghetto; I guess this is it. This Village is very enormous in Size, several Times bigger than the Place where Souls resided in Houses with Gems. It is far from the beautiful Houses and looks like a great Wilderness and Fields with huge wide flat Houses like Chicken Coop or some Type of shabby Warehouse. There were numerous large but shabby-looking Homes. The right humongous Home is for those who were Pastors on Earth. The left Home is for those who were Elders on Earth. Deacons and lay Believers are also in this Section, but at least it is better than Hell. Those who live in the Best Homes evangelised most. Pray unceasingly for the Salvation of Unbelievers, give to the Poor, build Churches with all your Possessions and help People with your Finances.

The City of GOD sparkles like a "transparent Gemstone" according to (Prophet) Othusitse Mmusi. When he saw this, he began to feel so much Joy exploding in his Spirit. There are large Fields with golden Grain, Corn, etc. Some Plants are a Mixture of gold, red, yellow plus heavenly Colours so magnificently unseen before. The entire City looks majestic with huge Mansions, Houses and Buildings like Glass or Crystal in different Sizes, Types and Designs.

According to "Seen in Heaven" by Robert Liardon, there are streets of gold; flowers that keep changing colour (flowers with the seven rainbow colours); a cleansing stream of river water; a large convention centrelike building: praise is about 2 hours in the large building; mansions for everyone containing comfortable couches, pictures on the wall with image of your family members, curtains and windows; all animals from A to Z; everyone knows everyone else; children may not be there; 3 stores (about 500 and 600 yards for keeping body parts and other essentials to man); the Throne Room of GOD with thunder; fruits of Wisdom, Love, etc on trees; Loving people; grass that is always erect when it is stepped on, it never lengthens; different kinds of angels (cherubims, warriors).

Chapter 58 of "Heaven and Hell" by EMANUEL SWEDENBORG, Verse 551 says: "All who are in the hells are in evils and in falsities therefrom, and noone there is in evils and at the same time in truths. In the world, evil men for the most part have some knowledge of spiritual truths, which are the truths of the church, having been taught them from childhood and later by preaching and by reading the word; and afterwards they have talked about them. Some have even led others to believe that they are Christians at heart because of their knowing how to talk with pretended affection in harmony with the truth, also how to act uprightly as if from spiritual faith. But those of this class whose interior thoughts have been hostile to these truths, and who have refrained from doing the evils that were in harmony with their thoughts only because of the civil laws, or with a view to reputation, honors and gain, are all of them evil in heart, and are in truths and goods not in respect to their spirit but only in respect to their body; and consequently, when their externals are taken away from them in the other life, and their internals which pertain to their spirit are revealed, they are wholly in evils and falsities, and not at all in truths and goods; and it is thus made clear that truths and goods resided only in their memory merely as things known about, and they brought them forth therefrom when talking, putting on a semblance of good seemingly from spiritual love and faith. When such are let into their internals and thus into their evils, they are no longer able to speak what is true, but only what is false; since they speak from evils; for to speak what is true from evils is then impossible, since the spirit is nothing but his own evil, and from evil what is false goes forth. Every evil spirit is reduced to this before he is cast into hell. This is simply being let into one's internals, that is, into what is the spirit's own, or into the spirit itself."
We are not free in Christ to commit the Sins we enjoy most. We have to stop the Fall, repent and renew ourselves everyday. Reset, Hell is not worth Eternity! It is too hot, no Water nor Coca Cola; just a Lake of Fire, Demons, Spears, Worms, Snakes, Spiders, Sulphur, Brimstone and Darkness. Set Sundays apart to focus on GOD. Don't criticise nor backstab People including your Pastors; be careful what you say to one another! Don't talk back to your Parents! Don't be stingy nor greedy; give away your Money and Possessions! Don't drink Alcohol and abuse your Family! Get married and don't cohabit; don't abort Babies, it's Murder!

Everyone is standing at the Crossroads and is going to be judged: from Besigye to Obama, John Hagee to (Prophetess) Agnes Avako, Kim Kardashian to Irene Namubiru, Michael Jordan to Lionel Messi, Lewis Hamilton to Bad Black (Shanitah), me to you! According to "Jesus Wants to Heal Your Life" by Regis and Maissa Castro, send up the right Materials: Faith is the Brick, Charity is the Floor, Love is the Mortar, Gratitude is the Roof (bringing it to the Peak)...

WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN
Narrow Way,
Road least travelled,
Sun-lit Place,
Lots of Water,
Saved Souls,
Beautiful City,
Sweet Melody of Angel Voices,
Rivers flow underneath...

[Repentance; Love; Mercy; White Garments; No Darkness; Table (with a Beginning but no End in Sight - white Tablecloth with gold Edging, Plates, gold Goblets and Fruits served plus large Wine Vessel in the Middle of the Table); Garden; Large Auditorium Worship in Spirit and in Truth; Heavenly Gospel Music; Roads like Crystal; 
Narrow Path that only fits two Feet side by side - Fog on both Sides; Angels - all same Height with Names written on Forehead in Gold; GOD the Father is Light; Man dressed in very white with golden Belt around HIS Chest emblazoned on "King of Kings and Lord of Lords", also has pure Gold Sandals and Holes in HIS Hands;...]

THIS IS HELL
Broad, well-beaten Path,
Road most travelled,
Dark Valley,
No Water,
Lost Souls,
Dirty City,
Frightening Shrieks of Pain,
Lake of Fire and Brimstone...

[Unrepentant; Lesbians; Homosexuals; Thieves; Prostitutes; Witches; Sorcerers; Double Life; Hypocrisy; Torn, stained and wrinkled Garments; 666 on Forehead, Horrible; Repulsive, nauseating Smell; Alcoholism; Drug Abuse; Sin; Unforgiveness; Bitterness; Spears; Hatred in the Heart; Grudges; Resentment; Liars; Crying; Gnashing of Teeth; Backsliders; Rapists; Robbers; Murderers; Worldly Music: Rock, Rap and Reggae; Fornicators; Idolaters; Serpent with Needles entering Body Openings; Multiplying Worms; Religiosity; Rosary and Crucifix-forming Snakes; Exposing Cleavage; Short Skirts; Women's Trousers; Fake Hair & Extensions invite Spirit Spouses; Demons drink Sperms from Masturbators; Suicide; Defilers; Fraudsters; 
Transparent Skirts; Skin Bleaching; Lost; Backslidden; Lukewarm; Smell of Sulphur like Burning Tires; Sensitive five Senses; Very hot; Agony; Chains; Unquenchable Thirst; Satan's evil-looking Face and constant Company - No Teeth but only Fangs, very big Mouth, very deep Holes for Eyes, Lots of Earrings - Jewelry - Makeup and Necklaces; A Man's Clothing on a Woman; Men balancing (sagging Pants); Punished but not consumed; Loss of GOD; Perpetual Remorse of Conscience; Fire that penetrates the Soul; Suffocating Smell; Despair; Hatred of GOD; Vile Words; Curses and Blasphemies; Inability to love; Malevolence; Unhappiness; Cursed Hands, Eyes, Tongues and Feet - paying the Price for the Delights you granted yourself at your own Will; Confusion; Paganism; Satanism; Putrid asphyxiating Stench - toxic like open Sewer, rotten Meat, bad Eggs, sour Milk; Indescribable Torment; Immodesty of Fashion; Mirage of crystal-clear Rivers but when you get close turns into Fire; Loneliness; Sex Toys...]

RUNAWAY DEVIL (by Aiko)
I'm standing at the Crossroads. Hell is real, it is not a Nintendo Game nor just Dante's Inferno!


"There is no Subject under the Sun that cannot be discussed in 100 Words..." - SAMUEL APEDEL [during Lecture at UCU Mukono]
In 2001 when I moved to a different School in KLA City for my Advanced Level (Senior 5), there was a Day School Classmate a Desk behind who kept belittling me in the first Months as "fake and boring" without flinching. He even chalked it on the Desk I shared with a honourable young Man. Of course I couldn't be interesting all the Time but some Things don't have to be stressed upon. Even with all the Entertainment available, we all get bored. Some of us don't express it because our Minds just drift away and dwell on the noble Things that uplift us. We choose to remain quiet: Silence is golden. Read the Bible or Quran, you can as well pray! Is the Holy Spirit really boring? Hell NO! You don't even have to yawn loud to say that you are bored; that is such a weak Expression! If you are bored, then find Entertainment instead of complaining! Use your Brain! He actually listed for me, on a small Piece of Paper, three Topics (Women, Arsenal and Computers) I should talk about whenever I spoke to him, how demeaningly proud! Every Man (including me and him - a Voyeur) needs only one Lady like Beatrice to marry, so why talk endlessly about other People's Women or did he want me to talk about the Girls he fancied at the School?; Arsenal was always second Best - I had been a Gooner since 1998, so I knew what to talk about from a Heartfelt Perspective; plus in my Opinion: solar-powered Pocket-fitting (Convergence-savvy) MegaSuper Smartphones are better than Computers. I wanted to mind my own Negocio; I don't fancy insulting People.

He had been in that School since his Senior 1 so he knew it much better than I did, but I had been in a tough Ordinary Level All-Boys (Boarding) Environment outside the City so he did not scare me. I had witnessed Thieves, Witchcraft-users, Homosexuals and even a convicted Murderer (Arinaitwe) who walked with his Chest up like the macho Superman drawn in some Comics (I usually walked an Arm's Length away from the Kakooza House Prefect nicknamed "Mad Cow" because of his alleged hot Temper, though I never really witnessed it. He seemed gentle, but you could feel his Energy. During a Rugby Game, he once carried a much smaller Opponent from another School who had advanced to tackle him and made his Try for our School. He also slapped a Senior 2 who was trying to bully a Senior 1 and the Kakoozan fell down their Dormitory Steps. During his Trial years later for murdering a white Tourist at Grand Imperial Hotel because of her Jewelry, he tried to strangle a Policewoman in Court. While I was in S1, Arinaitwe sent me to buy for him rice from MyKey's; I found that it was finished but unsure what he would do to me, I asked my own House Prefect - Kitaka to help me give him back his money. Glad the Machoman never harmed me in any way.) I prayed to GOD to make this S5 Classmate (about my Size though probably a few Months older) stop, but he couldn't tame his condescending Attitude. So I told him in his Face that I was going to bury him. He needed to stfu (Like Simon says, "Shut the fuck up")! I thought of him as a 'Borehole' (Compound Word I coined from 'Bore' and 'Asshole') but never told him. The Tongue needs to be tamed. (Proverbs 18:21 plus James 1:26 and 3:5)

I just made up my Mind to kill him (No Love); I did not care if I was disowned by Friends and Family or went to Prison then Hell. I even prayed to Satan to possess me so that I did not know what I was doing. My Plan was to break his Nose with a left Upper Cut Punch and kick him in the Corner where he sat till he passed out. But as I approached our storeyed Block (attached to the Ground-Floor Library) from my Hostel after Lunch during the planned Afternoon, an invisible Energy forced its Way into my right Skull and made me look up to the Sky. I saw a round pure Opening in the Sky and it was the shiniest crystal-white I had ever seen. It couldn't be just a Cloud because it was a perfect Circle. Then a Voice or Thought spoke:

"Forgive if you do not want to miss the Glory up yonder..."

I walked up the Steps to my Literature Class straight to this Guy, shook his Hand and told him to thank the Holy Spirit for saving his Life. He never tried to intimidate me again. If I hadn't forgiven him, then I bet GOD would have killed my Body and Soul instantly. I did not care anymore if he even abused me; I couldn't let him phase me. Sometimes, I even reasoned that Mephistopheles was speaking through him and he was just a Puppet. Words don't kill unless you let them torment you. Neither Irritability, Hatred nor Resentment in the Heart are worth your Energy. Never allow rebuking Words or Insults get to you! LORD have Mercy! Run away from Hell...

Panadol mivu ri adi-i ya? YESU-i ya... (Translated from Lugbara: Who is your Panadol [Medicine]? It's JESUS...)
According to the World Health Organisation (WHO), the International Classification of Disease, ninth Revision (ICD-9) was designed to code Disease into 39 Categories. But by HIS 39 Stripes we are healed! #JESUSheals...

But HE was wounded for our Transgressions, HE was bruised for our Iniquities; upon HIM was the Chastisement that made us whole, and with HIS Stripes we are healed... - ISAIAH 53:5

Then Peter said, "Silver and Gold I do not have, but what I do have I give you: In the Name of JESUS Christ of Nazareth, rise up and walk..." - ACTS 3:6

Is anyone among you sick? Let him call for the Elders of the Church, and let them pray over him with Oil in the Name of the LORD. And the Prayer of Faith will save the Sick, and the LORD will raise him up. And if he has committed Sins, he will be forgiven... - JAMES 5:14-15

Then will GOD say: "O JESUS the Son of Mary! Recount MY Favour to Thee and to Thy Mother. Behold! I strengthened Thee with the Holy Spirit. So that Thou didst speak to the People in childhood and in old Age. Behold! I taught Thee the Book and Wisdom, the Torah and the Gospel. And behold! Thou makest out of Clay, as it were, the Figure of a Bird, by MY Leave. And Thou breathest into it, and it becometh a Bird by MY Leave, and Thou healest those born blind, and the Lepers, by MY Leave. And behold! Thou bringest forth the Dead by MY Leave. And behold! I did restrain the Children of Israel from Violence to Thee when Thou didst show them the clear Signs, and the Unbelievers among them said: "This is nothing but evident Magic..." - QURAN 5:110 (The Table Spread)

Thank YOU JESUS...

HOMOSEXUALITY IS AN EVIL SPIRIT
The first week of October 2008 was awash with fresh news that homosexuality is contaminating a few born again churches in Uganda. Whether this is fabrication or gospel truth, all I know is that it’s all supernatural. I was in a single sex Catholic school for four years (1997 to 2000) and even the altar boys were accused of forming a homosexual group commonly known among peers as STC. Twenty students one year ahead of us were expelled due to this perversion. One notorious classmate though in Stream C was finally expelled during our Senior 4 simply because he was reported to have peeped at a Senior 1 in the latrine. During our Senior 2, he had tried to grab my ‘willy’ one Saturday morning but I woke up fast and chased him away like a nightmare. My earliest homosexual encounter came when some kid from the neighbourhood tried to snog me but when he said our ‘willys’ should touch (like Frottage), I said ‘No’ and chased him out of my room. He even tried to steal my toy helicopter bought for me by my eldest sister for Christmas but my observation instincts were way ahead of his perversion. Tell Angela that I don’t love Ben (like a Homo); I can only love Esther, Ruth or Delilah!" Despite lusting for girls during childhood, I fought my battles well. I never gave in to homosexual thoughts even if people practiced the vice. Many verses in the Quran condemn Homosex and one of them Surah Al Araf (Chapter 7) says in Verse 80, "And remember Lot when he said to his People, Do ye commit a Wickedness, wherein no Creature has set you an Example? Do ye approach lustfully unto Men, leaving the Women? Certainly ye are People who transgress all Modesty."

Flashback 24th June 2000: In the night from Friday evening to Saturday morning, I got up from my bed and went outside the dorm to pee in the loos. While outside, I saw a student walking slowly. He was coming from either the Kakoozan or Mugwanyan Senior 3 and 4 wing. I ignored him for a moment but when I looked at him again, I saw him walking towards the door of our Lourdelian Senior 3 and 4 wing. I couldn’t figure out the appearance of his face because it was dark. However, I noticed that he was wearing black trousers and jacket and he wasn’t short but rather of a medium height. After this, I went to class where I met J. Nkosa and R. Muliika (We nicknamed him the ‘First Black Pope’). At about 20 minutes to 4 AM, Nkosa left the class after telling me to wake him up and R. Kazibwe as well (at 5 AM like I used to wake up guys as Timekeeper the previous year). Muliika followed him at around 4 AM. Because I was the only guy reading in 4A and also because I was fearful that I couldn’t protect myself if foreigners invaded the school, I decided to go to Senior 2B which is at the safer end of the Administration Block. (We were robbed on Independence Night - 9th October 1997 - while in Senior 1 adjacent to Senior 2B - My beloved Longman Dictionary was taken from Muliika’s unlocked desk, saw it on sale at Nasser Road, Kampala - and also during our Senior 4 despite the presence of Group 4 Security but this time nothing of mine was snatched). I read for only 50 minutes and at a few minutes to 5 AM, I switched off the lights in 2B. While going down the steps outside 2B, I met Lugemwa and Mutex who were proceeding to our stream. I only bypassed them without a greeting. At the quadrangle gate, I met Ssekitto who was also proceeding to class and I talked to him for a short while. When I stepped onto the verandah of our Lourdelian Wing, I heard people’s voices. Because I was curious to know what was going on (Curiosity killed the cat – I must have had the Eye of a Leopard), I stopped, turned to face the Kiwanukan showers and saw a number of people moving towards the verandah on which I was standing. They seemed rare persons in the dark but I never wanted to believe that they were non-SMACKists, the tall P. Nyanzi could have been among them. I tried to recognize their voices but failed. They drew closer to me at a constant and slightly quick speed. What would you do if you saw the cursed pirates who had turned into ghosts in the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean" drawing closer to you like they are about to attack anything in their way? When the mob reached a certain murram path in front of the dorm, I became afraid and thought that they were coming to attack me so I ran towards my bed on the extreme end of the Senior 4 wing and just sat while gently placing my books on it. I didn’t even try to pretend that I had been sleeping. Immediately, the dorm which I had found quiet milliseconds ago became alive. The mob wielding sticks shouted for the lights to be put on because I hear someone had been trying to rape a Senior 3 Mugwanyan and ran into the Lourdel wing. Can you imagine a rape in a single sex Catholic school (with boys only)? We lived in a quadrangle. The only way out was either the single main gate or the forbidden "Air France" (through the glass windows) and over the fence. Now where had the guy passed? He must still be inside, the mob reasoned. Someone bravely came up and said the guy had passed near my bed, probably stepped on my blue metallic trunk (case) which was on the floor and gone through the window because he heard footsteps towards my bed. Wondering what would happen if the guys believed that it was me and suddenly lynched me, I walked out courageously as if I had just woken up to pee. When I came back I told guys what had happened and why I had run in. "I was scared" was all I said and the dorm quietened. These guys knew that I had always tried to portray a "saintly" disposition and such a thing would be unheard of in my profile scrapbook. I wasn't sinless, but I made effort to achieve Regeneration Holiness. [In fact, exactly 17 days before that night, an ancestral dragon of pretended holiness had been cast out of me by a brotherhood of born again Pentecostals led by Ray', a Senior 4 classmate in the B Stream and PL, the outsider who owned some businesses at our school.]

Homosexuality is simply an evil spirit. I heard that there were evil spirits roaming around our college; I’m not saying I was a Homo before the exorcism but who exactly was the culprit that night? The assault scandal took one week to evaporate and all along this time I was very worried what my family would think if I was falsely charged with attempted rape of a boy, of all humans, a boy and then suspended, expelled or imprisoned. Close to the end of the critical week while returning from the showers, I heard a classmate tell his buddies that he had no doubt it was me. Whether this was a joke to make them smile or not, I took it as one. You will never catch Aiko trying to rape a boy; NEVER! Another Friday Night in Senior 4, as I headed for the usual weekly Prayers for Bornagains behind the SMACK Library, a Schoolmate in a lower Class (probably S1 or 2) walked a few Metres infront of me towards the same Venue. Behind me leaving his Office Area was the Headmaster (Brother Edward Bukenya). I sensed he was following the two of us as I bypassed my Class at the End of the Block, but pretended that I had not noticed him. So when I reached behind the Library, I quickly told the Youngman to go pray on the extreme End of the Library. I waited on the nearer Corner for the Headmaster to try and ambush us. As he peeped, I watched him but was very glad I had thought ahead. He arrested us immediately and took us back to his Office accusing us of wanting to practice Homosexuality in the dark while other People watched Movies. (I knew the Entertainment Prefect in Senior 3 and the VHS Movies he usually picked were from the same Video Library in Bukoto on Kisaasi Road where I also rented Tapes. I had seen many of them during the Holidays, so I skipped most Movie Nights). Brother Bukenya commanded us to write Sorry Letters confessing the Sin we were planning to commit in the dark, but in defiance, I wrote that we were praying and if he expels us for nothing, GOD would "punish" him. When he read my Note, he let us both go.

Thank GOD none of the seniors at SMACK ever approached me to appease their lusts. Maybe I was too ugly, thank GOD for that! Do you see cocks jumping on cocks, bitchdogs sleeping with bitchdogs, or bulls mating with bulls? Homosexual marriage is unnatural; forget the instances in some lizards. Bum-drilling is taboo. There is no Problem with "philia" (Brotherly Love) or Sisterhood but taking it to the next level is just gross, you have to play by the Rules not the Game. Even if all the Women on Earth rejected me, I cannot become a Homo! Leviticus 18: 22 says, "You must not lie with a Man as with a Woman. This is a hateful Thing." Also, Leviticus 20: 13 adds, "The Man who lies with a Man in the same Way as with a Woman: they have done a hateful Thing; they must die, their Blood shall be on their own Heads." During Senior Five (Advanced Level), there was a bi-spectacled guy who liked holding my hand, but I abhorred it, so most times I withdrew my hand but courteously tolerated him as a brother from the next class. He used to call me "Guti" like the good-looking Real Madrid player in the early 2000s and visited my combination class regularly to see me plus others. When I learnt that he had been expelled from Macos for homosexuality, I believed it even though he never spoke about it to me. I just didn’t like the way he was fond of me yet we had just spoken for a few months. His gay history at Mwiri was also revealed at morning assembly. I wouldn’t have given in if he ever asked but there are people who do just because of financial constraints. I hear Homos have money and they enjoy recruiting desperate "scoobies". Being a homo doesn't make you rich. As Ugandans, we need to know how much Money we really need or want to avoid traps that will unbowel us simply because of the Love of Donor Money! Being dead broke is the Root of All-Evil, so get Good Money or die unpolluted but get rid of this Alternative Lifestyle! Some suggest it is a Family Planning Method, but it isn’t okay even secretly. Parents shouldn’t pressurize their unemployed children to get jobs and money; it might drive them into such activities. Be content with whatever GOD gives after you tithe in Church, Mosque or Synagogue! What we need is to be entrepreneurs and job-creators! I'm not claiming to be holier than homos; I have my Iniquities too, but all the major Scriptures condemn Homosexuality, which means it’s either done out of Rebellion or Ignorance.

GOD created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve nor Amanda and Eve. It is not good for a man to marry a fellow man. Moses married Zipporah, not a man. A man cannot be a wife, neither can a woman be a husband.

"Then the LORD rained on Sodom and Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; and overthrew those cities; and all the valley, and all the inhabitants of the cities and what grew on the ground. But Lot's wife behind him looked back and she became a pillar of salt..." - GENESIS 19:24-26

"Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the Kingdom of GOD? Do not be deceived, neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor HOMOSEXUALS, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the Kingdom of GOD..." - 1 CORINTHIANS 6:9-10

I have never been a homosexual and will never be even if it costs me everything, but I know about demons influencing sexuality. Every animal has chemicals that will make it desire to mate. I'm not an exception, but I only fancy females. In Primary 7, I was told that I had a dirty mind. Truth be told, my secret dream was to set up Uganda's First 24/7 Hardcore Pornography TV Station, whether on registered cable or forbidden underground. Porn is powerful, it can make you do evil things by making them appear glorious like fornicating, oral sex, gay sex, anal sex, bondage sex, cunnilingus and masturbation - one of the ways homosexuals please their partners. But even if you masturbate yourself or your wife does, it is still evil. In Matthew 5:28, Jesus says, "...everyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart." The 7th Commandment given to Moses at Mount Sinai also says: DO NOT COMMIT ADULTERY. So how can masturbating be right? I first jerked off in January 1997, two months before joining the only all-boys school I have ever enrolled into, and a certain bewitchingly clean Black girl was on my mind. Straight Talk Newspaper even wrote that it is not evil. However, I prayed to GOD that if I did it 100 times, HE must kill me. I even once heard strange laughter from the top of a tree while doing it at night, maybe it was a demon. In P7, we only had male teachers, but in Senior 1, I got to see female teachers again. In the first English lesson, I do not remember why the teacher called us to the front, but I went and touched her butt while she was standing behind the table near the Blackboard. She then gave us a paper for writing our names and while I was writing mine, she came and stood behind me to read what I was writing. I bet mine was one of the first names she could remember. I later found out that her husband is actually my namesake. I was always eager to answer her questions even if some classmates weren't interested in her lessons, I did not care afterall she was a woman. It's not that I wanted to sleep with her but I had an affinity towards certain women. I was in the chapel choir (which I quit without regret after third term) but I just did not understand why my hormones couldn't shut up: I drew naked women. I felt uneasy in my spirit, and even my eldest sister once said that I must be possessed because of the disrespect in my tongue, but never believed demons could reach me until one night in 1997 when I was alone in class after midnight. I sat in the third column out of four in our class, somewhere in the middle rows and suddenly, the desks in the second row began jumping from front to back. It's like a giant serpent passed under them. Immediately, I fearfully packed up my books, padlocked my desk locker, switched off the light and ran to the quadrangle. In the last week of second term, I got a constant pounding headache that would only ease up when I closed my eyes. I got tinted spectacles during the holidays until I lost them in 2002, defects were blamed on watching too much TV and bright lights, but I felt it was all demonic. GOD probably allowed them to punish me for my lust and other sins. I even had a number of X-rays for complaining about constant chest pressure and pain but all results showed that my heart and ribcage were shaped okay. On Tuesday 2nd December 1997, I asked Jesus Christ to come into my heart and get rid of any demons before they drag me to hell. Another time, I ran from a darkened chicken house feeling an evil presence coming towards me, hit an avocado tree with my head and fell down backwards but got up immediately and bolted again.

I did not see wet dreams until 2001 (at age 17). Naturally, sperms accumulate in males and after sometime, they find a way out to leave room for new sperms. Some books say that Missionary sex in marriage (male and female partners facing each other) is the only holy way to expel sperms. Doggystyle is even reserved for Prostitution because it's animalistic. Nevertheless, wet dreams also expel sperms but are brought by fallen spirits or witches involved in astral sex. Do you remember the 200 angels that lusted for women on earth in Genesis, Book of Enoch and Jubiless? 20 of them were allowed to roam after the flood while the rest were locked away. There are also female marine spirits or mermaids. As a kid, we used to be warned of a red merman at a school near home, Lake Victoria was just hundreds of metres behind it. Some beautiful women in public places might be that kind. Engels actually walk on earth (Hebrews 13:2 and during Lot's time). When you open the door through pornography for a succubus (or incubus for women) demon angel to come into your life, it will seduce you because of its vast knowledge and experience. If you do not masturbate, fornicate or commit any other sexual sin, it will rape you when you sleep until you exorcise it [Check out
http://www.yourghoststories.com/]. This is not fiction, many people hate masturbation (or fornication) but find themselves doing it because it is forced sex caused by a stubborn sex-obsessed demon which you cannot see but can feel [Check out Music Videos: "Omuzimu Gwa Nankya" by MERCY CROW (Ugandan) or "Karishika" by FALZ ft. PHYNO & CHIGUL (Nigerian)]. Some pastors, stand-up comedians plus health publications encourage masturbation but it is totally wrong. Hungarian Eudoxia Varga testified that she saw a vision of hell in which an unbelievably beautiful demon cast spells and convinced humans on earth to practice masturbation. Pornography makes masturbation irresistible because it turns you on. It is important for males to get circumcised early so that the temptation to masturbate wanes especially when they are washing the inside foreskin on their uncircumcised penis. Masturbation is wicked, it is like onanism (coitus interruptus). Onan was the grandson of Jacob talked about in Genesis 38:9. Masturbation affects the nervous system, eyes become sunken [like American Satanist Marilyn Manson in his song "(S)Aint"], there's a black rim around the eyes, continuous headache and backache, dizziness and loss of memory, nervousness, inability to perform any heavy work (mental or physical), impaired senses, dim vision, tongue-stammers, insanity and impotency plus cheek bones protrude. Some prefer to look at masturbation by males as male abortion, but that would also include wet dreams (nocturnal or sleep emissions) which are naturally involuntary and believed to be caused by sex demons (succubus for males and incubus for females). According to the Queen of the Coast, females must dress indecently in Church to confuse the preachers and men so that their sermons and prayers will have no effect. Exposed breasts and thighs will ignite lust in the hearts of those who gaze, fill men's minds with these images and eventually convince them to masturbate, defile/ rape, fornicate or commit adultery unless the power of the Righteous King JESUS blocks these images and helps men fight against such lust. Marine spirits exist. Women also suffer. Astral sex is the ability to project one's spirit man into the victim's body and have intercourse with it. This practice is very common among Satanists. They leave their physical bodies in a dormant state while projecting their spirits into the body of whoever they want to have sex with. Pornography leads to incontinence (inability to control one's habitual indulgence of lust) which are the World's Way. Even small children who have not reached the age of four become lascivious because of porn. You are not only watching sluts and whoremongers but also sodomites/ lesbians and desire to do what you see them doing. The LORD showed a Zambian Lady called Rachel Inonge Mushala a section of hell for those who masturbate. It was dreary and desolate. She saw a woman chained with large shackles on a chair on which she was sitting burnt beyond recognition. Her gray and charred body looked like ash. She was in agony and was there because of masturbating during her earthlife. 1 Corinthians 7:9 says, "Get married instead of burning with passion (or lust)!"

It's funny that gays also have fashion/ beauty pageants too where they dress like women for a prize but real females need to cover their bodies properly, it helps the males. Muslim attire sets an example, but there are many other decent fashions like North Pole or Russian dressing plus the Nigerian wear with headscarf, to mention a few. As a male, I understand the chemical reaction that exposed breasts and enticing thighs can ignite in a man unless he resists the pleasant attraction. Some women copy the wrong fashions, even trousers were meant for only men in Moses's time. Proverbs 5:19 says that a Man should let his wife's breasts satisfy him at all times, but not every woman is your wife. Therefore, women need to avoid exposing cleavage both infront and behind to every Tom, Dick and Harry! Do you see men walking around with their balls showing teasingly? Men also need to avoid "balancing" (sagging trousers or pants). Those are things that pimps and prostitutes (hoes, harlots, sluts) do, selling their sacred private parts just to get money for buying expensive hair extensions, weaves, wigs, perfumes and acidic cosmetics. Adam and Eve were created naked, but when they fell, GOD made for them clothes because he knew what could happen. Even native cultures that used to dress half naked had limits, but covering is very helpful. Unbelievably, some African women still dig in the garden barechested. The first campus girl I fell in love with caught my attention because of her scent and peaceful way she carried herself, but she had nice brown boobs too. I wanted to marry her and she wanted to finish her university studies. I never planned to ruin her studies and believed we could stack up the grades together (At least, having studied English seriously, I felt I wasn't too daft in academics), but we only related for 14 to 15 months before we grew apart when I took one of her many paper photos without permission. I had tried too hard to make her mine but growing apart made me ponder the difference between love and lust. Someone once told me a circulating rumour that girls would show me their thighs and I would do for them their courseworks yet it's just that I was not selfish with the little I knew. The rumours were not factual. For two consecutive nights though, I once had a totally decent Marketing discussion by invitation with six female classmates. One of them said that they can rape me but I took it as a joke. Those two nights, when I got back to my hostel, I slept like a baby, no dreams, no nightmares, nothing, just smooth peaceful sleeping till dawn, but woke up with nocturnal emissions. How they happened, I cannot explain but appreciated the power of the mind even if you program it to do the right thing. Women are not sex objects, its an image planted in our minds by our fallen bodies. One wife should be enough for any man. While going to school in Jinja, I used to buy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles chewing gum from a store on Main Street owned by the parents of a demon-possessed (so they said) Muslim friend of mine. His mother was so beautiful that I asked myself why a Muslim hajj needs a second wife when he already has one like my friend's mum. Problems can arise naturally in the real world, but if it is lust, you need self control that only the Holy Spirit brings. I feel sorry for convicted rapists and arrested sex offenders or defilers like the one I met in jail around February 2005. He told me and another jailbird that the 14 year old girl who accused him of defilement actually asked for sex, then denied asking for it. True story, young girls can be quite touchy but you have to resist the temptations or end up in jail. If only brideswealth, dowry or marriage fees were cheap, then so many sexual sins in the world might be minimised. Men also need to renew their minds. Humans can still breathe without frequent sex, they are not ferrets.

Sex frequency is overrated; It should be reserved mainly for procreation and bonding between married individuals, not just recreation. Why should something so wrong make us feel so right? Prostitutes, gigolos and call girls will run out of business and save themselves by doing alternative trades. Fornicators, adulterers, rapists and defilers should also control themselves, Holy Spirit can help, we are not Bonobo Apes! We all need to keep asking, seeking and knocking. Male homosexuals can marry and enjoy female partners instead, there is German juice and Ugandan juice in the east, west, north and south. Why lust after a fellow man? Why does money and lust mess us up like this, or is it just invisible devils? Anal sex and masturbation are evil and demonic. There are so many alternative things to think about on earth instead of gay marriage or gay rights (allowed by the American Supreme Court since 2015 and some European countries). Only GOD can judge LGBTIQs, but HIS Law says homosexuality aint holy nor wise. Like Michael Jackson (who was being accused of sodomising young boys) sang in "Stranger in Moscow", LORD have Mercy! We are talking 'Danger!'...


SUICIDE PREVENTION
You don't have to kill yourself! What's the Problem?
There is always a Solution for Money Losses, Bad Luck, Jinxes, Failure,
Rejection, Misery, Hardship, Criticism, Fate, Sickness, Curses, etc; #StopSuicide; even if you cannot see the Remedy in your Mind, there is someone somewhere out there who can find the Solution for you. Manipulate past Pain to make you stronger! Parents, Guardians, School Educators (Teachers, Lecturers, Tutors, Patrons, Trainers, Coaches plus Mentors) and the World teach us to win at all Costs, but what do you do when you lose? How do you handle Disappointment? You have to grow up knowing that Life will break your Heart, kick, prick, cut, cheat, use, abuse, drown, slap, rape, maim and rob you but instead of killing yourself, punch back! Fight back with a positive Mindset! However dark the Night or heavy the Rain, the Sun will rise and shine again; wait for the Next Sunrise! In Uganda, Suicide is most common among young People (18 to 34) but also a rampant social and public Health Problem around the World; it is the deliberate Act of killing oneself and considered the second Highest Cause of Death among Youths. Men commit Suicide more than Women. The first Suicide Case I witnessed in my Life was in our Spire Road (Jinja) Neighbourhood between 1990-5. Some middle-aged Muteso called Ochorodo locked up himself in his Room and swallowed the black Matter in Dry Cells. A Window was broken to get to him; white Stuff had foamed in his Mouth. His House was known for Malwa Parties and People would always gather there to drink. He used to send me to buy Sportsman (Ye Ssebo!) Cigarettes, but I would refuse not because I disrespected him but because I wanted him to quit. Lung Cancer was real, the Father of my first Friend in KLA City died from the Disease after smoking daily. I didn't wish the same for Ochorodo but he killed himself for Reasons I never sought to find out. However before that while still at Wilson Road Jinja, I saw a half naked vagabond try to bury himself in a sweet potato garden - maybe fed up with Life; it had rained but I do not know if he died. The second Suicide Death I got wind of was heartbreaking: some adorable Rastaman who used to save People from drowning at the Source of the Nile was chucked by his Girlfriend who eloped with a Muzungu (Whiteman). Rumour had it that he was the Only Guy who knew the dangerous Layout under the Water at the Source and helped when someone fell in. The Couple could fit well as Music Video Love Symbols in "Turn Your Lights Down Low" by BOB MARLEY ft. LAURYN HILL; very lovey dovey on Jinja Streets but when all the Love fell down, the Man drowned himself in the River. I never saw him again. I did not witness another Case of Suicide for quite some Time because I was always in Boarding School from June 1995 but am sure they never ceased. Some Woman, a Mother in my KLA Hood also drowned herself one sad Morning in the Green Valley River near Kamwokya. I cannot mention all but another Case close to my Heart happened in 2014, four Days before Arsenal won the FA Cup again after nine trophyless Seasons. I was in Arua and only learnt of it on the Matchday Morning as a Notification when tagged on facebook by Eric Nkuubi (an OB from my Literature Combination, 2001-2 at Makerere College School) that my Friend Philo (of the Geography Class) was found hanging from a Rope attached to the Ceiling in his rented Apartment. Reasons given included overwhelming Debts he had accumulated; the News was even broadcast on Bukedde TV's Agataliko Nfuufu. I did not celebrate Arsenal's eventual FA Cup Win like I wanted to; I just made one quiet and subdued pull-down celebratory Fist in the Air after Ramsey scored the Winner with Respect to my dead OB wishing he was happy like the rest of the Arsenal Family. What endeared me to Philo most was perhaps my Love for Arsenal; he was also a Gooner for Life and once commissioned me in the second Half of 2002 to make for him an Arsenal Exclusive Scrapbook. We met again on 21st January 2007 at Corner View Inn in Ntinda during Arsenal's first Game against Manchester United at the Emirates after studying at separate Campuses. That Sunday, I had prayed at Victory Christian Church Ntinda, then spent the Afternoon in Ntinda but decided to go back Home in the Evening before the Game started. Close to Home, I met Collins Kasirye who convinced me to return to Ntinda and that's how I reunited with Philo. He had probably returned from abroad and was holding an expensive Smartphone. Linking up with him via Technology was not regular. I used to hear him talk about Big Money with his Friends during Breaktime at Macos, but for me I talked to him mainly about Arsenal and it had brought us together again. At 90 Minutes, the Score was 1-1 and an unwanted Draw was imminent but when Eboue crossed for Henry to head in the Winner, I ran to the Window and screamed into the Ntinda Traffic below so loudly that I lost my Voice. That was the last face-to-face Memory I had of him. An unknown Man in the Kyebando Kisalosalo  Hood was constructing a storeyed Lodge but killed himself before it was finished. In the 90s, that Area was just Farmland. Nevertheless, after some Period, the Work continued. Maybe every Day should be, but 10th September is chosen as World Suicide Prevention Day. In 2016, nine Days before the annual Anniversary (whose Theme would be: "The World Needs You Here"), one of my Cousins fondly addressed as Emmy (or Emma by other People) whom I considered a very strong Guy committed Suicide in the first Night of September. It was totally shocking because he loved GOD and encouraged People when they were down. Unfortunately, noone encouraged him enough to go on with Life when he faced his own Hurdles. He was born in Jinja like me but during 1983, same Year our maternal Grandfather died. I will never forget Christmas Day 1989 when I was five Years old going on six exactly two Weeks later; me and Emmy ate so much that our Stomachs swelled. It was even talked about on Radio Uganda's KK Boys Show. We had to shower to reduce the Pain; then we went to lie down in the Boys Room and spent the Afternoon looking under our opposite Beds hoping our Stomachs would shrink. In the early 90s, we would exchange Toys alternatingly for a Week; he gives me his Toy Cars this Week, the following Week I give him mine. He stayed with his Police Parents at Gaddafi Barracks in Jinja while my Parents lived on the other Side of Town (Spire Road) but studied mainly in West Nile from P1. His Parents (Felix and Jenny) called him their "Brother" and "Family Consultant"; he truly was valuable even to the extended Family and other people. Emmy had no Fear of Death; he would sleep with his Door open. In late 2014, being a qualified Medician (unlike me), he advised our mutual Uncle - an AIDS Patient who had been weakened by about 50 daily Tuberculosis Shots since October that: (In your Mind, if you think you can walk and live long with the Virus still inside, you will walk no matter what) and our Uncle miraculously regained Energy to walk again. Personally I was encouraged when a much older Family Elder was advised by a Peer Youngster and he was still alive to put a Wreath on Emmy's Coffin during the final Church Service Minutes before being lowered into the Grave. Emmy was buried in Nyoro (Nyadri) on Sunday 4th September 2016; his Frustration with Life was that he gave his all but never reaped the full Benefits. He was truly loving and hardworking. I wish he hadn't hanged himself; LORD forgive him! My First-ever Favourite Cousin was buried on the same Day Uganda qualified for the Africa Cup of Nations for the first Time since Idi Amin's Regime (Ghana 1978); I did not even have the Interest to watch the Game nor did I celebrate the 1-0 Win over Comoros which a Bodaman informed me about when I got back to Arua with my Big Bro. I had agonisingly watched all the previous four consecutive near Qualifications and this one wouldn't mean anything because celebrating couldn't bring back my Cousin. Many of the other Suicide Stories about Strangers I got through the Media and the ones that really moved me included one of a young Man who threw himself from Mabirizi Complex onto Umeme Railings (on the Kampala Road Sidewalk). It was a very sorry and bloody Sight. On his Suicide Note found near the Window from which he jumped after telling People to give way, he said his Family did not pay Attention to him. This Event happened during a Period when other People were throwing themselves from Workers House. An 18 Year old Lady shockingly killed herself in Kyebando Kisalosalo because her Boyfriend had left her; read it in the New Vision. An Arsenal Fan in KLA City killed himself after losing a Bet of 500,000 UgX (about 250 US Dollars) he had placed on a UEFA Champions League (Quarterfinal) Game between Arsenal and Monaco. I do not bet but I also strongly expected the Gunners to triumph at Home; unfortunately they were beaten 3-1 by their French Visitors; Alex Oxlade Chamberlain scored the late Consolation. I know how Heart-melting it feels for Arsenal to lose a UCL Home Tie. A second Generation Cousin of mine once told me a Story about how one of his Schoolmates wanted to commit Suicide simply because his Plate got lost. When Dormmates heard about it, they stopped him by beating him up. In the Middle of August 2017, a Student in Iganga committed Suicide after her School and Parents rejected her Haircut. A Gulu University Student hanged himself from a Soccer Goal Crossbar in 2016 after his Girlfriend (whom he bailed from Police Jail) left him. He had borrowed 2 Million UgX to bail her out when she was arrested among Campus Rioters. In Retrospect as Tamale Mirundi, a comedic but honest speaking former Presidential Press Secretary once said, "If a Woman leaves you for a richer Man, it's not her Fault; it's yours... Why are you not richer?" Figuratively speaking, not only Women pull out Men's Electricity Supply Plugs (It is not Love, you need a Backup UPS - Uninterrupted Perseverance Supply) or push them into Roadside Trenches; Men also hurt and break Women's Hearts resulting in Catastrophes. Sometimes, things don't go as we would like; Tragedy is a Real World Drama; some People actually expect it that way. Relationships are tested and solidified through Sickness and Poverty but some People have no Time for Dreams nor Fairytales: You Only Live Once (YOLO) they claim and date whoever whenever and wherever they choose. Stephen Kyagulanyi (Bobi Wine) knows that "Happiness is not about having lots of Money. It's a State where your Mind is at Peace!" Why does a young Man who grows up in an affluent Family pick up his Father's Pistol and shoot himself? Why get a Magnum, squeeze and blast yourself until your Bed is completely red? Isn't Life worth living? Of course it is even though sometimes Love can be like a Bully; it will grab the Back of your Neck almost nauseating you and take away the Chair you are sitting on. Just make sure it does not take away your Smartphone also; keep your Soul intact! Find a way how to beat a Bully! According to a Forensics TV Program called "Most Evil", the Host - Psychiatrist Michael Stone (of Columbia University) revealed in one of his investigative Episodes that "People respond to Rejection differently. Impulsive psychopathic Killers may end the Life of those who refused their romantic Advances or end their own because of unbearable Shame and painful Humiliation. Rejection shuts down the Brain's normal Thinking and may lead to suicidal Thoughts. It is a State of severe Unhappiness!" But what is the Main Cause of Suicide and how can it be prevented? I cannot help but blame very persuasive Demons; if you listen to their negative Whispers without rejecting them, you might end up harming yourself without a Reverse. Sometimes I shudder when People say they do not believe Demons exist. Most Humans have never seen Planet Pluto and others but we all believe they exist because NASA Cameras took Pictures. Some People have been to the Spirit Realm of the Dead and seen Demons; just because they never took Pictures doesn't make their Tale a Lie. Locked inside his Room at a Hostel affiliated to UCU (Uganda Christian University), a certain male Scholar burnt himself and his Girlfriend; he accused her of sleeping with other Men and infecting him with HIV. He bought a Jerrycan of Fuel for this Suicide. In March 2000, false Prophets Joseph Kibwetere and Credonia Mwerinde (Catholic Nun) burnt Followers in their Kanungu Church after telling them that they wanted to restore the 10 Commandments. Since the World did not end when the new Millenium started nullifying what they had prophesied (yet Believers had sold all they had and given to them), they tried to make sure all the Church Members died though some weren't around during the Doom Period and escaped. It is said that the Pair and a third Cohort disappeared into the nearby Forest but thousands died locked up inside Church Premises, burnt to Ash or Black Corpses. Others including pregnant Women had earlier been buried inside a Latrine, it was a sickening Saga. A Neighbour in Arua City lost her Brother through Suicide; he hanged himself on a Mango Tree at their Home. A Week later, the young Daughter of the Deceased was found near the same Tree. When asked why she was there, she replied that a Voice told her to also hang herself. Scriptures warn that it is not noble to kill yourself; you have to stay alive or else Hell awaits. Life has its Ups and Downs, high Mountains and low Valleys. Solutions for Suicide include dwelling on the good Memories from the Past; writing down your Dreams and breathing to achieve them; learning a new Language; Travelling; doing the Activities you adore or Psychotherapy (Counselling). When all this fails and the Depression is excessive, some resort to Alcohol (but Hangovers do not wipe out your Memory forever and might damage the Tongue or Liver); Weed (which might cause Respiratory Problems when smoked unless you take it in as a Drink) and so many other Addictions. One Thing I would highly recommend is PRAYER! My oneway Philosophy (from a Lucid-high Dreamvision seen on Monday 4th October 2004) is: "If you have a Problem, then just look up [oneway] to Heaven!" YHWH listens and HE can probably send People or just one Person to solve your Issues in a mysterious Way whether mental, financial, relational or medical. GOD is watching us quietly from a Distance. The Biblical Job went through many painful Events but he did not commit Suicide; that clearly shows that some Problems are caused by the Devil to test our fragile Faith. I have never heard it preached this Way but from my Interpretation, I think Samson, the Strongest Man in the Bible committed Suicide and killed a lot of his Enemies with himself. Meanwhile, Judas Iscariot who betrayed his LORD for 30 mere Pieces of Silver hanged himself on a Tree until his Bowels burst. Saul fell upon his Sword after he had been wounded badly by Philistine Archers and three of his Sons including David's Favourite Jonathan were killed. On the Brink of Defeat, Japanese Samurai Warrior Swordsmen slice their Abdomen to escape the Shame of losing. Some People have worse Problems; there is a beautiful Muganda Woman who lost four Husbands because she was cursed by a Villagemate she did not want to marry. All her Husbands committed Suicide; the fourth one seemed like he would last the Distance but one Day he went behind the House instead of Workplace and hanged himself. His Relatives wanted to kill the Woman but she was rescued by a Man in the Area who had heard about her Problem and whisked the Widow away to one of her female Friends. The Misfortune was blamed on Witchcraft and even the jealous Accused confessed to her after she visited a Spiritualist introduced to her by the Friend. However, I do not recommend Warlocks; just fast and pray! In the Movie Zach and Rena, the latter was engaged to be married to some Guy. When she told him she couldn't marry him because of some Reasons, the young Man took a Rifle, went near a Tree calling out loudly for "Mr. Squirrel" as if hunting and shot himself through the Mouth. Rena blamed herself for his Suicide but moved on with a handsome Gravedigger in order to heal. Famous Celebrities who have committed Suicide include funny Actor Robin Williams (depressed), promising German Goalkeeper Enke, Drug-addicted British Pop Artiste Amy Winehouse, American Singers Kurt Cobain, Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson [who had a Death Wish that led him to slowly drug himself to Death]. Over a Dozen of MJ's Fans committed Suicide when they heard the News. Only five Months later, Evan Chandler - the 65 Year old Father of Jordan Chandler who accused Michael Jackson of molesting his Boy in 1994, was found dead of apparent Suicide in New Jersey. He shot himself in the Head with no Suicide Note but his Son apologised for lying about MJ. While Allied Forces battled their way to Berlin (Germany) in 1945, Adolf Hitler committed Suicide by drowning himself in Acid. The almost 4,000 Japanese Kamikaze Pilots killed during World War II were literally flying Suicide Bombers; Muslim Fundamentalists did not invent Suicide Terror. A Woman from Switzerland called Kostadinka Machacka feverishly wanted to end her Life. She even wrote the Suicide Letter but a Vision at Night showed her a dark Tunnel with a Light at the End. The Dream led her to Evangelist T.B. Joshua in Lagos, Nigeria and she got delivered from her Demon. Islamic Fundamentalists blow themselves up because they are promised many Wives (72 Virgins) in Heaven by their Hoodwinkers. However, there is no Verse in the Quran that says that when you kill yourself alongside other People using Explosives strapped on yourself, you go straight to Paradise. You might actually end up in Hellfire! Take the example of the Boarding School Bomber in Bristol (England) who was arrested before he detonated his Load! While in Jail, he cried Tears after seeing a Video saying that he should obey and respect his Parents. He asked Imams to "teach the right Messages, not Fundamentalism!" Life is a Lesson, luckily so many People have survived Suicide Attempts. Personally I never think of committing Suicide because I strongly believe that GOD can solve any Problem/ Trial or Temptation with Time. Patience is key; everyone is entitled to at least 120 Years before departing this Earth though some leave early when GOD asks for their Souls. People have different Breaking Points; we should never laugh at People going through certain Problems! What seems minor to one might be a very heavy burden to another. Filmmaker and Makerere University Kampala (MUK) Lecturer Adong Anyira Agoro (Judith) who has a skilful Knack for writing about dark or evil Themes once told me, "Usually when an Individual is going through a Challenge/ Problem, People disappear. Then when something bad happens to an Individual, People reappear to march on the Streets to show their Support. People always say: 'Oh, why didn't they just ask for Help?' They did at some Point and everyone close to them was very busy living their own Lives and not caring. People want to show that they are good from the outside but suck real bad from the inside. Attention is very important for some People because maybe they had a traumatic Childhood with forster Homes or abusive Parents. And that maybe, just maybe if someone genuinely gave them Attention and Love, they would outgrow the Fixation..." According to Ugandan Gospel Artiste Exodus, his Italian Muganda Father used to cane him a lot and living with several Stepmothers after his own Acholi Mother died of AIDS, he felt depressed. One time, one of his Stepmothers was going to report him for a Mistake he made. So Exodus removed the black Content from Dry Cells and put it in a Glass of Water to drink but did not die. Then he went to his Father's Room, took out the small round-shaped Watch Battery and swallowed it. Nothing deadly happened and he lived on to develop his singing Career. The Demon of Suicide must let GOD's People go! There is a Nigerian Proverb (paraphrased) that says that: If you collected all your Problems and put them in a Basket for Sale, you will find that there are People with bigger Baskets. So suffer patiently; we are all here for a Time, then we disappear like a Vapour never to be seen again till the Resurrection. LORD, lead us not into Temptation, but deliver us from Evil, Amen!

EVERYONE NEEDS FORGIVENESS [Only GOD Can Judge Me]
Adam and Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit...
Noah was a Drunkard...
Lot was raped by his two Daughters and he impregnated them...
Joseph's Brothers sold him as a Slave and lied to their Father that he was dead...
Moses killed an Egyptian...
Israelites worshipped a golden Calf...
Rahab was a Prostitute...
Samson told Delilah the Source of his Strength...
David was a covetous, adulterous Wife-snatcher...
King Solomon had 700 Wives and 700 Concubines...
Jonah refused to warn the People of Nineveh...
The Cripple lowered through the Roof was a Sinner...
The Woman JESUS saved from Stoning was caught in the Act of Adultery...
Peter denied knowing JESUS three Times...
The Criminal crucified on the Right Side of JESUS was a Thief...
Saul persecuted the Church of JESUS Christ before he converted to Paul... 


"Then he said to JESUS: LORD, remember me when YOU come into YOUR Kingdom..." - LUKE 23:42